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[heartless_eagle]

[Mirror!Poland is pretty sure his life is over

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arrival of the real trap

[trapfetish]

[ Mirror!Alto was strolling down the hall elegantly, looking for entertainment on either side. Instead, he comes face to face with a rather not-...pretty messages on the mirrors. He slightly frowns. And turns to Poland that is..nearby? ]

Are you responsible for these?

/makes a trap-pile

[heartless_eagle]

If I am?

so sad, this being two guys

[trapfetish]

Wash it off. It looks dirty and not nice to look at all.

So awesome, you mean :D

[heartless_eagle]

Then it suits its intended audience, I suppose. I'll take it down after he sees it.

sad for girls

[trapfetish]

Take it down now. I want to use these mirrors.

In what sense?

[heartless_eagle]

And what would I get from that?

that guys are prettier sob

[trapfetish]

How should I know?

Oh, well, there's that :P

[heartless_eagle]

That was an invitation for you to offer me some incentive.

[trapfetish]

Well I don't give any so, too bad.

[heartless_eagle]

[Regards him for a moment, then calmly resumes writing mean things to Poland.]

[trapfetish]

[ Alto frowns more, and lightly stamps her, i mean his feet in protest (wow did I seriously write her without realizing it?) ]

Don't ignore me!

Yes. I imagine you did.

[heartless_eagle]

[Turns to him with an utterly false little smile.]

Can I help you?

sob

[trapfetish]

I said to take those messages down, didn't I?

[heartless_eagle]

Nothing in this world is free. Make me an offer.

[trapfetish]

Like what?

[heartless_eagle]

It depends what you have at your disposal.