[7] ...Sue Syvlester, right?

[britchillsout]

[ Phil is sitting on a chair that looks a little something like this. The mirror behind him shows just about as much as you'd expect it to when everyone is trapped in a bunker without reflective surfaces. ]

Telly's out and I'm sorta bored, so...

[ He flips open a suitcase. ]

Free tattoo anyone?

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[respectedman]

[LDAFNKJDBNFVKJDBSNVK HE LEAVES FOR AN HOUR AND SUDDENLY PART OF THE LIVING ROOM IS A TATTOO PARLOU-

Oh.]

...you have got to be kidding me.

[britchillsout]

[ Everything is wonderful and there is no evident reason for a complaint whatsoever~ ]

Morning, pet~

[respectedman]

New hobby, sweetheart?

[Dean shirks his blazer, hands in his pockets, and saunters over to the chair.]

[britchillsout]

I know, right? [ He stands up and spreads his arms as if to say SO. AWESOME. ]

Can't believe I didn't think of it sooner.

[respectedman]

And who's going to trust you with anything remotely resembling a weapon?

[britchillsout]

[ Phil takes this opportunity to look at the tattoo gun with awe. ]

Wait and see.

[respectedman]

Phil.

[Dean takes this opportunity to gently pry the tattoo gun away from him.

Phil, remember the little voice that tells you to quit when you're ahead? You don't have one.]

We've talked about bad ideas, haven't we?

[britchillsout]

What's that got to do with anything?

[respectedman]

This? This is a bad idea.

[Using small words so he'll understand.]

[britchillsout]

What? No, it's not.

[ He'll take that gun back now, thank you very much. ]

This is gonna be fun!

[ He provides a reassuring look and lights himself a cigarette. ]

And it didn't even hurt or anything.

1/2

[respectedman]

I don't think tha-

2/2

[respectedman]

[What.]

3/2 HA

[respectedman]

What did you do?

[britchillsout]

We were talking about our bishagtannial presents, right? So I figured if I've got to practice anyway...

[ He rolls up his right sleeve to present the heart on his upper arm. It lovingly frames the name Dean in fancy letters.

And honestly? It's almost presentable, given who did it. Simple, a bit wonky, but it could most certainly be worse.

A lot wor-- ]

I actually did it left first, but then I forgot the e, so I had to start over.

[ ~BROAD GRIN~ ]

You like it?

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[respectedman]

[Phil what did you do. What did you do.

Dean stares at it for a moment.]

2/2

[respectedman]

[That's...sort of...sweet.

Stupid, but sweet.]

...you're an idiot.

[Dean leans in and kisses him.]