valentine's day
reposted here because it mentions prestidigitation...
I got a lot of cool shit on or around V-Day this year, though not all specifically for the debatable occasion.
in no particular order of coolness:
--a website from Frank Blau: veronicasmash.com where I can put unedited pics and promote my modelling, debauchery, and tattooing without fear of censorship (though unfortunately, probably not without fear of reprisal...)
--a mix cd including an awesome original song about me from casey (I thought it was the white stripes at first!). the lyrics are too fucking wonderful not to post (srsly, asses & finance in the same stanza):
your m.o.
It’s hard to keep your awesome straight
Even your tattoos have tattoos
And if the bitches bring the hate
You’ll beat them back with designer shoes
you’re the type who likes to be in control
with features slightly asian
I'll rock you like a mongol
and watch you melt like butter on a special occasion
On skates you demonstrate such power
A trail of skirts left on the floor
Like a harem you’ve deflowered
I think that might be your M.O.
Your M.O.
You take me where I want to go
I think that might be your M.O.
Your economic observations
Pronounced with such acuity
I dig your prestidigitation
And the way you market a guaranteed annuity
On skates you demonstrate such power
A trail of skirts left on the floor
Like a harem you’ve deflowered
I think that might be your M.O.
Your M.O.
You take me where you want to go
I think that might be your M.O.
--2 pairs of panties with the words "pretty girls don't make mistakes" printed on them
--a winning streak on skates, and an as yet undefeated season
--a big sexy dude (i just broke the understatement-o-meter) to parade around & be all giddy over at the bout...and then a really fucking deep (but good!) conversation with said dude the next day...le sigh.
--the most laughs I've ever had at a derby after party
--a tattoo gun that's a big fucking skull & crossbones, with misfits skulls on the coils. i hope its not too heavy.
--2 more offers for threesomes.
--my second ever hick compliment ("you look like a fishing lure!"...the first was "you're prettier than snow tires.").
--my invaluable gas card back
--a cute sanrio watch from someone I used to think hated me
--the sects n. violets logo (drew it up, finally!)
--hot chocolate with chambord
Ice cube could not articulate my contentment any better; it was a good day.
I got a lot of cool shit on or around V-Day this year, though not all specifically for the debatable occasion.
in no particular order of coolness:
--a website from Frank Blau: veronicasmash.com where I can put unedited pics and promote my modelling, debauchery, and tattooing without fear of censorship (though unfortunately, probably not without fear of reprisal...)
--a mix cd including an awesome original song about me from casey (I thought it was the white stripes at first!). the lyrics are too fucking wonderful not to post (srsly, asses & finance in the same stanza):
your m.o.
It’s hard to keep your awesome straight
Even your tattoos have tattoos
And if the bitches bring the hate
You’ll beat them back with designer shoes
you’re the type who likes to be in control
with features slightly asian
I'll rock you like a mongol
and watch you melt like butter on a special occasion
On skates you demonstrate such power
A trail of skirts left on the floor
Like a harem you’ve deflowered
I think that might be your M.O.
Your M.O.
You take me where I want to go
I think that might be your M.O.
Your economic observations
Pronounced with such acuity
I dig your prestidigitation
And the way you market a guaranteed annuity
On skates you demonstrate such power
A trail of skirts left on the floor
Like a harem you’ve deflowered
I think that might be your M.O.
Your M.O.
You take me where you want to go
I think that might be your M.O.
--2 pairs of panties with the words "pretty girls don't make mistakes" printed on them
--a winning streak on skates, and an as yet undefeated season
--a big sexy dude (i just broke the understatement-o-meter) to parade around & be all giddy over at the bout...and then a really fucking deep (but good!) conversation with said dude the next day...le sigh.
--the most laughs I've ever had at a derby after party
--a tattoo gun that's a big fucking skull & crossbones, with misfits skulls on the coils. i hope its not too heavy.
--2 more offers for threesomes.
--my second ever hick compliment ("you look like a fishing lure!"...the first was "you're prettier than snow tires.").
--my invaluable gas card back
--a cute sanrio watch from someone I used to think hated me
--the sects n. violets logo (drew it up, finally!)
--hot chocolate with chambord
Ice cube could not articulate my contentment any better; it was a good day.