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Bag of shit.
Also fuck you Time Warner Cable, you're supposed to babysit me but you keep putzing out. I need you right now!
If I were an alcoholic, I'd be wrapped around a pole right now.
If I were a drug addict, I'd be dead on the ambulance floor.
If I were a sex addict, I'd be HIV+ six times over.
If I were a cutter, we'll I'd be damn near wristless.
Thank God I'm none of those things.
Also fuck you Time Warner Cable, you're supposed to babysit me but you keep putzing out. I need you right now!
If I were an alcoholic, I'd be wrapped around a pole right now.
If I were a drug addict, I'd be dead on the ambulance floor.
If I were a sex addict, I'd be HIV+ six times over.
If I were a cutter, we'll I'd be damn near wristless.
Thank God I'm none of those things.