Simply because I'm addicted to this drama? :DD
Kaibutsu-kun episode 3
Long spoiler + some translation
The episode started with an athletic meet at Hiroshi's school.
And they kinda realize Kaibutsu-kun can use his power when he's with Hiroshi:
Kaibutsu: That's true...
Dracula: Isn't it, isn't it? But why is it only during the times when you're with Hiroshi?
Kaibutsu: Isn't it because I have a special connection with Hiroshi?
Ookami: You mean...as a friend?
Kaibutsu: Friend?
Dracula: A friend is...someone you confide with and treat equally. Someone whom you talk and play with
Kaibutsu: I see! Hiroshi is my friend! Yo, friend! Let's go eat curry!
Jiiya was asking them to give back the stone he handed to Kaibutsu. That stone is called the 'Devil's stone', a stone that has the power to release Kaibutsu's sealed power. He gave it to Kaibutsu without telling the Great King, so he got punished when he was found out. They had to keep it secret from Kaibutsu otherwise he would take advantage of the stone's power.
Ookami: 'Friend?' "My friend is Kaibutsu-kun. Kaibutsu-kun is always strong, cheerful and cool. But he gets mad easily, he's mean, and totally selfish. That's why I don't like Kaibutsu-kun. Because-"
Kaibutsu: What does that mean? Do you hate me?
Hiroshi: I didn't say I hate you.
Kaibutsu: You said you don't like me.
Hiroshi: But this is how I think of Kaibutsu-kun.
Kaibutsu: I quit being your friend! Just when I thought I found a friend in you!
Dracula: Hiroshi?!
Ookami: Ssh! The young master is sleeping!
Dracula: AH! Sorry! Then, come here!
Ookami: What's wrong?
Dracula: I figured out something about the 'Devil stone'.
Until now, whenever the young master uses his power, he's always with Hiroshi. In other words, Hiroshi might be keeping that stone!
Ookami: Splendid.
*Franken Squeeze*
Dracula: Are you trying to kill us?! Let's retrieve it while the young master hasn't notice yet.
perfect timing Utako
Utako: Hiroshi! Is Hiroshi here?
Franken: Ga *no*
Ookami: Utako-chan, what's wrong?
Utako: Hiroshi disappeared:
D/O/F: EH?!
Ookami: The-then the stone.
Utako: Please! Will you search him with me?
D/O/F: YES!
Kaibutsu: You don't have to go. Who cares what happens to that rude kid.
Ookami: Young master, what would you do if you would not be able to use your power anymore?
Dracula: Idiot!
Kaibutsu: What did you say? Power?
Dracula: Young master, young master! You need Hiroshi in order for you to be able to use your power.
Ookami: It's 'friend's power'!
Kaibutsu: HA?
Dracula: Humans are very powerful when they are with a friend.
Ookami: Look, like during the athetic meet.
Kaibutsu: Hiroshi!! *rushes out*
Dracula: That's close!
Ookami: Pardon!
Kaibutsu: *rushes in* YOU GUYS! What's this?
*I really love the comedic timing of this drama xDDD*
Dracula: "I kidnapped Hiroshi. He won't live if you tell the police about this"
Ookami: Don't you think this is not punctuated?
Utako: No way!
Dracula: But what do you think is the motive behind this?
Utako: That child is always alone, so someone must've taken him.
Kaibutsu: Hey!
Dracula: Yes?
Kaibutsu: What do you mean by 'kidnap'?
Dracula: Please wait for a moment. Eh~ 'Kidnap' means 'taking away an important person, and a way of acquiring money in exchange for that life'
Kaibutsu: That's clever!
Utako: Hey, aren't you worried?
Kaibutsu: Of course, I'm worried! If that guy disappears, what would I do from here on? No matter what happen, I'll definitely find you, Hiroshi.
Utako: Are you that worried about Hiroshi?
Dracula: Utako-chan is completely getting the wrong idea.
Ookami: There's no way the young master will be worried.
Turned out he was already picked up by the police:
Dracula: That was the letter a while ago!
Police: Don't tell me you did it?
Hiroshi: Yes.
Police: This is bad.
Utako: Why did you do such thing?!
Hiroshi: Because...I was lonely.
Utako: Even if you're lonely, is it okay to cause trouble to other people?! Promise that you won't do this again!
Hiroshi: Yes...
Utako: First of all, you're--
Kaibutsu: Isn't it enough? Since he came in all piece. I'm REALLY glad. Welcome back!
Hiroshi: Kaibutsu-kun...
Kaibutsu: YOSH! Let's go back, Hiroshi.
Ookami: Though it is for his power.
Dracula: Indeed.
Hiroshi: I'm really sorry for making you worry.
Kaibutsu: Don't worry about it.
Hiroshi: As I thought, Kaibutsu-kun is my friend.
Kaibutsu: YOSH! Let's run like we did before!
Hiroshi: What's wrong? Hurry up and let's go!
Kaibutsu: Hmph, I came because I thought I can use my power if I'm with Hiroshi. I can't use it at all!
Utako: Power?
Hiroshi: Aren't you worried about me?
Kaibutsu: Of course! Why would I?
Hiroshi: We're friends, right?
Kaibutsu: I already quit being your friend.
Hiroshi: Being friends is not something you can quit easily, right? What are 'friends' to you?
Kaibutsu: 'Friends?' Like I care about that. Anyway, I quit being your friend.
Hiroshi: That's mean! I'm cutting ties with you! Kaibutsu-kun, you idiot!
Kaibutsu: Same here. I HATE YOU!
Kaibutsu: Put me down!
Ookami: Don't say that and let's meet Hiroshi!
Dracula: Let's go!
Kaibutsu: There's no point if I can't use the 'Friend's power!'
Dracula: Let's try it once again!
Kaibutsu: Quit it!
*falls*
And Utako did nothing but search for his always lost little brother:
Utako: Read this.
Kaibutsu: I don't wanna.
Utako: 'My friend. I hate Kaibutsu-kun. He gets mad easily, he's selfish, he's mean, he eats nothing but curry, he wears a weird hat, he can't solve a riddle-
Kaibutsu: Ah, shut up! Isn't that full of bad things about me?! I'm getting back at him too! Hiroshi!
Hiroshi: Then, I'll ask you. Answer my questions. If it's the real Kaibutsu-kun, he can answer them for sure.
Question 1: The dish that Kaibutsu-kun always eat at my house is?
Both: Curry.
Hiroshi: Correct. Question 2: Kaibutsu-kun's occupation is?
Kaibutsu: Prin-
F!Kaibutsu: Magician.
Kaibutsu: Magician.
Hiroshi: Last question - what does Kaibutsu-kun want to play with me now?
F!Kaibutsu: If it's with Hiroshi, anything will be fun.
Kaibutsu: Like hell I would play with you!
D/F/O: EH~?
Kaibutsu: Anyway, Hiroshi, there's something I wanna tell you.
You're...a liar, an idiot, a crybaby, a coward, irritating, sucks at sports and you're hopeless when you get ignored and complains all the time! You can't do anything without Utako, you're too spoiled!
Dracula: Why does he have to say such things?
Hiroshi: I got it. The real Kaibutsu-kun is...
*goes to F!Kaibutsu*
Hiroshi: -this side!
F!Kaibutsu: Ah, so you got it. I believed in you.
Kaibutsu: HEY! I'm the real one!
Hiroshi: The fake one should go away somewhere!
Dracula: Is it okay like this?
Kaibutsu: That brat...who cares about him.
Utako: Had you seen Hiroshi?
Kaibutsu: Utako, there's no need to search for Hiroshi
Utako: Are you still saying such things? Read this.
Kaibutsu: I'd seen that many times already.
Utako: That's not it! Read until the last part! There's a reason why Hiroshi wrote so many bad things about you. Please, read it until the end.
Dracula: "My Friend" - I hate Kaibutsu-kun. He gets angry easily, he's selfish, he gets angry-
Kaibutsu: Enough with that part.
Dracula: Yes. 'Saying such bad things about him, I thought that I hate him. But, Onee-chan told me. I can't say anything bad about another person unless I understand him. That's why, I think that deliberately insulting each other means that we get along well.' That's why, Kaibutsu-kun is my friend.
And so, Hiroshi already knew that the one with him is a fake one. Not wanting to give the stone away, Hiroshi swallowed the stone O_O
And of course, our superhero came accompanied by great background music and the moral lesson he learned in the human world:
Kaibutsu: Unforgivable...
Akkuma: Heh, for what are you getting so worked up for?
*ear-twitch*
Kaibutsu: Here it comes! Friend Power!
Dracula: He completely got the wrong idea.
Akkuma: Don't get in my way!
*fights*
Akkuma: WHY?! Why are you protecting that kid?! Didn't he insult you many times already?!
Kaibutsu: You...you don't get it, do you? It's because Hiroshi...is my precious friend!
Akkuma: EH?
Kaibutsu: Listen. A real friend...is someone who can say bad things! We can say bad things because we understand each other! That's why deliberately insulting each other means that we get along well!
Akkuma: HEH~?!
*LOL, you demon xD*
Ookami: It's exactly what the letter says
Kaibutsu: Insulting is awesome!
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Poor Dracula, Franken and Ookami xDD
Kaibutsu: Short-tempered, noisy, pampers Hiroshi
Utako: What are those?
Kaibutsu: Bad things about you. I insulted you, so hurry up and make curry! And also, you get fuss over money, you're not sexy, eh~ short-tempered- I already mentioned it.
*throws him out*
:D
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