AnS 02.01.2010
Guest: Yonekura Ryoko
The great Arashi fangirl is back \o/
S: 'Contemporaries with Arashi'
Ogu-san: Contemporary?
N: I wonder who is that?
S: There are many who debuted in 1999, right?
J: Like, Porno graffiti, right?
N: Higedanshaku
S: Higedanshaku. Sato Ryuu-chan was also the same.
Ogu-san: This person is also like that.
S: 'I'm worried that I have no plans for the future!'
N: That's bad...
Ogu-san: Then, Nino you had a plan for your future?
N: Originally, I wanted to be a professional baseball player.
Ogu-san: For Ohno-kun, it's to be a fisherman, right?
O: Either to be a fisherman or a bread seller...
*knockknockknock*
Ogu-san: She's knocking inside.
S: Let's open it quickly.
N: She's our colleague, so it's all right. *kicks*
Ogu-san: Nino was the one who kicked.
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YR: I'm claustrophobic.
YR: So cute xD
YR: Also, someone kicked the box, right?
*Ohno points at Nino, Nino points at someone else* Brat.
S: Tonight's guest is Yonekura Ryoko-san, we ask your favor!
S: Somehow, we met so many times last year.
S: We did in Jikken Special, and in the Live Broadcast Special. We really worked together many times.
Ogu-san: Are you colleagues?
YR: I also (debuted) in 1999...
J: Rather than our colleagues, aren't you completely our big sister?
YR: Well, the age...don't mention it!
YR: But my debut was on June of 1999.
N: Your TV debut?
YR: -In the entertainment world..
Ogu-san: But you won in a beauty contest when you were 17, right?
N: Beauty contest?
YR: Shut up! What's with that...
Ogu-san: It's a national beauty contest.
Nino: NATIONAL!
YR: What are you trying to say?
J: Is that the contest where Ueto Aya-chan appeared?
YR: Yes, yes, yes. After me was Aya-chan.
*reaction*
YR: What do you mean?
J: Because, you see, how many years are you older than Ueto Aya-chan? Once or twice your age?
YR: 10 years.
S: It can't be twice, right!
Text caption: That's rude!
Ogu-san: But there's an age range for one to appear in Young Girls' beauty contest.
YR: That's right. The age requirement is up to 17 years old. And I was 16, almost turning to 17 years old.
S: Ah~ it's like M-1's age limit.
(M-1 grand prix, a comedian contest)
YR: *kicks Sho*
S: Her feet. She kicked me.
S: What were you doing before June of 1999?
YR: I was modeling. Like in CanCam, or in an advertising campaign.
O: So until then, you didn't appear on TV?
YR: I never appeared.
YR: Wha~ it felt like it's the first time you asked me a question.
Text caption: It's different this year.
YR: I'm surprised!
Ogu-san: The reason why you appeared in this program is to promote your movie, right?
YR: Yes,
N: WAAA! No way, no way! We can't hear anything!
*and nino blocked any promotional intent xD*
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1st dish: Brazilian traditional dish, Picania.
J: Yonekura-san, please eat it wildly.
S: Just like that?
N: We want to see our colleague's willpower!
YR: But I want to see an example.
S: An example?
YR: An example?
J: Who do you think eats wildly?
YR: Then, let's have Jun-kun eat it.
J: YOSH.
O: Don't get burnt!
J: I'll show you a colleague's willpower!
YR: Hey, why?
S: What is it?
YR: I'm sure that when Ueto Aya-chan came here, you didn't let her do this kind of thing, right?
S: Because Ueto Aya-chan asked for sweets.
N: Right, right.
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2nd dish from Ethiopia.
I agree with Ogura-san's 'live broadcast from a hentai bar' xD
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a date setting with Ohno *___*but xDDD
J: Then, please enjoy your wonderful date.
YR: Thank you very much.
YR: This is amazing! Thank you for taking this into heart!
O: No, no, no,
YR: It must have been difficult, right?
O: Ah, no, coz' it's the usual.
YR: You always come here with somebody?
O: No, that's not what I mean..
YR: Then, let's eat.
YR: I didn't know this restaurant.
O: You didn't know?
YR: Yeah.
O: The food here is very delicious.
YR: Really? It's the first time you take me here. Thank you.
YR: It's delicious!
O: Are you saying that for real?
YR: It's very delicious.
O: Is that what you really think?
YR: It is.
Text caption: What kind of questioning is this?
YR: By the way, last time, when I sat on the passenger's seat (eg Ohno's car) a stocking that is not mine was left there.
YR: I'm sure it's not mine, and I wonder why...
O: We often use that (stocking) in our shows :)
YR: I SEE!
O: We wear it (on our heads, and pull it xD)
*lol, a great way to escape the suspicion of an affair xD*
J: THE END~!
S: Was it delicious? What do you think of Ohno-kun as your date?
YR: Well, he's interesting.
S: Ohno-san, how's your date?
O: That (the food) was really delicious.
N: We're asking about the date!!
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Yonekura Ryoko's future time table:
At age 37 (2012) - she'll meet her fated person
At age 39 (2014)- she'll get married
J: Do you want to have a child?
YR: Exactly one child.
A: When do you want to give birth to him?
YR: About here? (2016, age 41)
A: A girl or a boy?
YR: A boy. I definitely want it to be a boy.
YR: Because I wanted to be a boy.
J: And the name of the boy? Can you think of a name?
YR: A name?
YR: Then, a name, which means his feet is firmly planted on the ground.
Ogu-san: A name like 'Daichi'?
YR: Daichi. Daichi sounds good.
A: It's cool, isn't it?
YR: 'Daichi' will be born xDD
S: In 2016, 'Daichi' will be born.
N: And then?
YR: I got it! I'll work hard on singing...
S: A CD debut!
At age 45 (2020): A CD debut with Daichi
N: Everyone, think of a title.
S: YONE with DAICHI.
YR: YONE with DAICHI.
S: What kind of song genre will it be?
YR: Jazz.
Ogu-san: Then, make Daichi play the piano.
YR: Ah, the piano, right?
N: It will be cool.
S: The spotlight will be focused entirely on Daichi.
YR: It will be sad, right?
YR: I..let's see, change my husband.
S: Then, you'll file a divorce?
YR: I'll change my husband.
At age 46 (2021): Divorce
YR: Because Daichi will attract too much attention, and for me, there's still a long life left to live.
S: That's right. Then, husband change!
O: Daichi will be sad.
YR: Then, I got it! I won't file a divorce!
N: Then, an adultery, right?
At age 46 (2021): Will commit an adultery.
S: That should be it, right?
YR: But, let's say that a new great partner will come?
O: Daichi will notice that adultery.
S: Then, let's continue,
YR: We'll still go on?
S: Yeah, when is the right time to die?
YR: It's better for me to die early.
N: That's not good! Think of Daichi.
Ogu-san: That's not good, that's not good!
J: Because Daichi will become an adult when you're 61 years old.
YR: Eh? That's too slow, if you think about it.
S: Why do you think that it's better if it's early?
YR: I want to end it fast.
At age 70 (2045): Yonekura's death <--Nino wrote as is :DD
And the remaining of the show was about Yonekura's special skill, in which I was kinda freaked out when Jun did it.
This is partially translated (not complete, in other words). But please don't repost.
Will search for a better raw...