嵐と関ジャニ
This is just a partial translation since I'm pretty sure there will be plenty of groups/people who will sub this episode~
Anyway, Kanjani appeared for the PR of their movie, Eito Rangers
J: It's summer!
S: This may be sudden but please determine who among Arashi can sit on a balance ball the longest and the shortest
N: Isn't J the best one here?
S: He has a My Balance Ball, right? It's MBJ, right? (My Balance ball Jun)
Hina: (Matsujun) will be the longest one
O: Matsujun, how many do you have?
J: How many? I have 2
O: Two?
Hina: I think Aiba-chan will be the shortest one
Ohkura: I think it's Ninomiya-kun
Nishikido: Ninomiya-kun plays games all the time
S: Wait a sec, I'll do this without any suspicion but this means that the guest is someone who moves his body
Hina: Is that so? That is so
J: He often uses a balance ball
A: A person who has a very great balance
S: Let's go. In 3 seconds
Result:
#5 Aiba
#4 Nino
#3 Ohno
#2 Sho
#1 Matsujun
S: Aiba-san, you were done in seconds. Who is it?
J: It's the Olympic time, right? So maybe he's an athlete or a former athlete
S: If he's an athlete, I'll tell him to please go to London. Then, let's have him appear. Our aniki guest for tonight is this person, come on in!
Kanjani: Hello, Hello! Good evening!
Hina: Go ahead! Please introduce us! Please go ahead and introduce us!
Hina: The aniki guest for tonight is Kanjani 8! Please favor us! Here we are after a year!
Maruyama: Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
J: Sorry, sorry, sorry. May I? May I speak?
Hina: Go ahead
J: What did you come here for?
Yokoyama: Last time, we didn't settle our match, right?
Hina: Yeah, yeah
N: No, no
A: What match?
Yokoyama: Do you remember a year ago?
N: We didn't even plan to compete against you. Was that unsettled?
Hina: To begin with, last time, only five of us came
S: Maru wasn't there, Nishikido didn't come
Yokoyama: And so, we're gonna settle things here. We intend to make this program as "Kanjani ni Shiyagare"
S: No, no, you know. No, but indeed, last time, we didn't go to the 3rd lesson
?: Yeah, yeah, the last one, right?
S: Yokoyama and Murakami's practical joke became like this
Yokoyama: We did our best last time! But last time there wasn't enough time so this time we begged the producer. Tonight is a 90-minute special! Thank you!
A: Is that so?
J: This episode?
?Shibutani: Please do the title call once again
Yokoyama: Then, let's go! Ready~
Kanjani: Arashi ni Shiyagare! Summer's 90-minute extended special!
S: Why weren't we the one who did the title call for "Arashi ni Shiyagare! Summer's 90-minute extended special!"?! Why?
J: If we would have a 90-minute special, honestly, sorry but we wanted another person to come
Yokoyama: You're all being shy!
Hina: Arashi-san is being shy!
J: Wait here, what are we gonna do for 90 minutes?
Yokoyama: Shall we all have fun?
N: For 90 minutes?
Rumor Section:
①It seems Nino is completely ignoring you
Ohkura: Mean!
S: Well, well, this is a rumor. Who's this?
Nishikido: Me. I starred with Ninomiya-kun in a drama last time, so we went to eat many times. Well, that chance disappeared after that.
Nishikido: Well, there was a time when I ate with a friend. And, Ninomiya-kun was there. Do you remember?
N: I remember
Nishikido: Coincidentally, (though) we were in different seats. So, Ninomiya-kun was there to eat with a friend. Then, he greeted me "Hello, it's been a while"
N: Yeah
Nishikido: Then, I thought of greeting him before I went home. But since he was busy talking (with his friend), I thought I better not. So I sent him a message, "Sorry about before"
N: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Nishikido: Did you receive my mail?
N: I received it!
Nishikido: Did you receive it?
N: I received it. I looked at the message and I thought "What a good guy". In that sort circumstance, someone who sent message like "Sorry about before" I thought "What a good guy"...And so *goes back to the conversation*
S: You already got it
N: Yeah. I was like "Got that!"
S: Nishikido, you didn't receive a reply
Nishikido: Yes, since he didn't reply, I wondered if I sent it to a different person...What happened to Ninomiya-kun's number that I know?!
Hina: You were worried
Nishikido: Why didn't you reply?
N: Sorry, that's because...Generally, I'm sorry!
Yokoyama: He admitted it!
Hina: Nino has a weird streak in him since before. There were times when I stayed at Aiba-chan's and Nino's (parent's) home when we were Juniors. And after having dinner, and after staying at the bath as well...
S: You also stayed in the bath?
Hina: Then, after that we sleep normally. For some reason, you became hyper, didn't you? You brought out a guitar
Yokoyama: Scary, scary!
Hina: This is before we sleep. He suddenly said "Let's make a song!" That's fine with me...so he said "Then, I'll play, so sing!" He was seriously strumming but I didn't know where I should enter!
Yokoyama: You don't know where's the intro
Hina: Yeah, yeah. I didn't know what I should sing You remember that?
N: I remember that, but if you mentioned that, then you are also weird. I'm sitting on a chair at the greenroom, Hina was sleeping here. And while he was sleeping...*mimics Hina*
S: What a strange movement, isn't it?
N: I was scared for some reason. When I thought "What is he doing? Well, nevermind". He suddenly woke up, looked at me (and said) "I Was having a sleep paralysis!"
Ohkura: He does that! He often does that!
S: This kind of airhead episode often occurs?
Shibutani: Yes, yes. He sleeps like this when he rides the bullet train. For real
②It seems every time you meet, you feel a bizarre look at you
Shibutani: What does this mean?
Maruyama: That's me
Hina: Maru
Maruyama: Yes, nice to meet you
S: This is your first time in this program. Please introduce yourself
Maruyama: Hello, I'm Maruyama Ryouhei, 28 years old. I'm from Kyoto
Kanjani: You're totally nervous!
N: Stop it (his nervousness)
S: Come here for a sec
Hina: Sit at the front!
Maruyama: EH?! HERE? Why should I sit here? No, I can't, I can't, I can't!
Shibutani: He's like a job searcher
Yokayama: It's not good if this guy gets nervous
S: Why? Doesn't he appear on TV? Why's he nervous?
?: He gets nervous before his appearance
S: Why? What's wrong with you?!
Maruyama: I'm nervous whether I can talk well...
N: Then, talk about that (rumor)
Maruyama: Regarding that, it's that look from Sho-kun...
S: ME?!
Maruyama: Don't you grin at me whenever we meet?
N: He does, he does!
Hina: From your perspective, how do you think Sho-kun sees you?
Maruyama: He's looking like "Maru will do it again today" (like mess up)
Yokoyama: That's how you feel
Maruyama: When he let me sit here a while ago, he was smiling while looking at me. I wonder, if there's anything that piques him
Hina: Then, let's ask Sho-kun about what he thinks
S: Well, that's because...
N: Look at Maru, look at Maru!
J: What's with that reaction?!
S: I like you
Maruyama: *did-his-heart-just-leap-out-to-the-outer-space-look, er, giggles*
J: *LOOOOL*
Hina: Your reaction is so wrong. That's a reaction of a girl when Sho-kun says those things to her
Maruyama: That's what you think?
Hina: That's what I think. That's probably what everyone thinks
Maruyama: Will you be happy if Sho-kun says he likes you?
S: That's difficult (to answer)
N: On the contrary, that's what we thought about you
Maruyama: I thought "Sorry"
Yokoyama: Your reply to Sho-kun's confession is "sorry"?
Maruyama: Yeah
Yokoyama: What do you think of Sho-kun?
J: What did you think when he said he likes you?
Maruyama: (I thought) "I thought so"
S: You felt that, right?
J: How would you react to that?
Maruayama: "Sorry". How to put this...I can't answer to his feelings
Hina: We thought that you were happy when Sho-kun said he likes you
Yokoyama: Maru, what do you think? Do you have that same feelings (of like) with anyone in Arashi?
Ohkura: Is there another person?
Maruyama: I actually like Ninomiya-kun
Yokoyama: That's why you thought "Why did you make Nino move out from his seat?!"
Maruyama: Yeah
Yokoyama: "Sho-kun, why did you sit there?!"
Hina: On the contrary, you were saved? You get nervous beside Nino?
Maruyama: I get nervous! I really can't do this
*loool, what's with the weird bgm?! xD*
Maruyama: I really respect Ninomiya-kun, with his acting
S: Your voice is low!
?: You're being creepy
Maruyama: I think he's cool when he can do that thing swiftly when you thought he's playing games. I really admire him deep down in my heart
Yokoyama: You admire him from the bottom of your heart. Even if you say that, you're of the same age!
Maruyama: We're the same age. We did a drama together but I just can't ask his number
Hina: *hits Maru on the head*
N: *LOL* That was strong!
Hina: WHY?
Yokoyama: It's not good to say you like him even if you were together for 3 months! I can still understand if you say you respect him, though
Maruyama: When we did a drama together I thought "As expected"..."As expected, this person is amazing"
N: If you say that, you also co-starred with our Leader for 3 months
Maruyama: Yeah, yeah, yeah
N: And during that time?
Maruyama: With Oh-chan, I thought he's like my relative for some reason...
Hina: It seems there's a big difference (with the way you treat) between Oh-chan and Nino
J: Why aren't you looking at him? (at Nino)
O: Yeah, yeah, he hasn't even once. At least look at him once, you're being creepy!
N: Stop that!
O: Look at Nino! Why can you look at me straightly?! Look at him now! You're really being creepy!
N: That's right. We're of the same age and even did a drama together
O: LOOK AT HIM NOW!
?: Don't take your time!
Maruyama: I get it, then I'll look at him fast *literally, lol*
Yokoyama?: What's with this moment?
Maruyama: You get it, right? Look-
Kanjani: WE DON'T GET YOU!
N: Stop it! Let's end this now
③It seems you want Matsujun to return the taxi fare to you
N: Let's have him return it here
S: That's right. From whom is this?
Hina: This is from me
S: About that taxi fare, did he borrow it from you?
Hina: Rather than he borrowed it, well, we ate together, right? And drank sake. We kinda talked about work. Like how do you do your concerts or how's Arashi? Does Matsujun think about it? Like, where do the idea come from? It was quite a hot topic. And since we both have work tomorrow, we called it a day. It's also late anyway. Then, Jun said he'll call the taxi. "Ah, really? Thanks, thanks!", I said. Then, I waited inside the restaurant. Then when it's time to go home, he called one taxi. But our houses were far apart, so we thought about what to do. Then, I said Jun can go ahead, but we ended up riding in the same taxi together. Then, we continued our talk about work.
Hina: But my house was totally at the opposite direction. The taxi was running on the road I never seen before. Then (Matsujun) said, I'll stop here, since his place was probably around that area. It was a scenery I never saw before. And, I was like "OK! See 'ya!" But the taxi fare cost me more than I should had. I won't really ask for the whole amount but at least return half of it...
S: How about Matsumoto-san's side?
N: Let's hear it
J: Well, since we had a good talk
Yokoyama: I see. As an excuse from Matsujun, you had a good talk together anyway!
S: And so, they're even with the taxi fare
Yokoyama: Just that even though Matsumoto-san is so great, he made a loan. You'll lose everything you have in this.
④You think the way Arashi sings is sly
S: From whom is this?
Yasuda: From me. Doesn't Arashi have the image of singing side by side holding each other's shoulders? That kind of atmosphere within the five of them
?: Their closeness
Yasuda: Yeah. Don't you think that vibe is very sly?
N: What's crafty about that?
Hina: Well, they emit a very good aura
Yasuda: I think it's sly of them since we can't really have that aura in our group
A: But don't you sing joining each others' shoulders during your concert?
Yasuda: We rarely do that
J: But, it's not like we'll join our shoulders if we're told to do it here
Yasuda: But the way you do it naturally is amazing!
Shibutani: Is it natural? Do you naturally join each others' shoulders? That's amazing!
Yasuda: Like when you line up as part of your choreography, don't you also join your shoulders? Isn't that so in "Troublemaker?"
Hina: That's part of the choreography, right?
S: That's right, that's a step in Troublemaker
Yasuda: But since you normally do it-
Hina: It feels like they are not made to do it (e.g. they do it naturally)
Yasuda: Yeah. I wanna see it. I wanna see it live
J: You mean we'll dance it?
Yasuda: I also asked them to prepare the song
A: I don't remember it at all
N: What's my position again?
J: Where am I again?
Yasuda: That's great. That part is great.
A: Then why don't you also do it?
J: You can also do that
Shibutani: It's hard to do with our height difference
*and before Maruyama can embarrass himself any further...*
Shibutani: Maru, stop before your face gets all red
⑤Matsujun is DoS only to me
Ohkura: This is from me.
S: That's unexpected
Ohkura: We easily see each other and he's very sadistic. Last time, when I went to eat with my friends, Jun-kun, since it seems he had an acquaintance there, suddenly slammed the door open and entered. Then, he looked around and spotted me, and went *taps cheek* "WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
Shibutani: SCARY~!
S: Matsujun, do you remember that?
J: I remember. It was a really mysterious place. He's in a place I didn't expect him to be. He's in a group of people that I didn't think he would be, and I was very surprised. And since I was surprised, I kinda did that.
Ohkura: He was surprised so he did that
S: For Matsujun, you actually wanted to say "What are you doing here?"
J: Like "Pleased to see you here, punk~" *slaps*
Ohkura: Was it like that? And when the sake was brought in, Jun-kun said "You're quite my favorite kouhai". The difference between his sweet words and lash outs is great. Then, he doesn't really need to be DoS.
N: He can just be sweet
S: Do you also have interaction with one of us?
Ohkura: I co-starred with Aiba-kun last time. He gave me an expensive wine as a birthday present
A: This guy coaxes you to give him something. I never thought that he's that persistant.
Yokoyama: How much is that wine?
(Aiba whispers to Yoko)
Yokoyama: XDD You're happy, huh. It was cheaper than we thought
N: You meant that?!
⑥It seems there's something you wanna ask Aiba no matter what
Shibutani: It's from me. Last time, I talked about the time when Matsujun suddenly gave me his boots during training camp and asked him why. There's a same story with Aiba. During training camp, since I like old clothes, we went to shop for old clothes in Harajuku together, right? There was that jacket, or shirt, a very cool one that Aiba had. That red and blue one. And I also had the same shirt. Then Aiba said "Shall we exchange?" So I was like "Sure" since his shirt was very cool. We exchanged clothes. You still have that?
A: That's all? I probably have that back in my parents' home. Subaru, do you still have that?
Shibutani: Me? I don't have it.
A: What the heck? What happened?
Shibutani: I also gave it to a kouhai.
S: You too?
Shibutani: Me too. There was a room for old clothes, and they were put inside a cardboard. Then, (old clothes) were given to kouhais. And that shirt was in there. So I asked that kouhai yesterday. I asked him to search for that red and blue shirt. And that kouhai said "Sorry, the size didn't fit me so I freely gave it to another person"
Hina: To whom did it go?
Shibutani: I have no idea! Like, it went off somewhere
S: Do you still have something that a senpai gave to you?
Yokoyama: I have. That jersey I received from Matchy-san. There was that jersey that Matchy-san used to wear in his drama filmings. I didn't know it was Matchy-san's so I kept saying how cool it was. The costume staff said it was Matchy-san's so I should keep it low, "Is that so?". Then after 4 or 5 days, it was my birthday. Then, Matchy-san gave me that jersey.
N: So you still have that
Yokoyama: Of course
N: Take a picture of it!
A: Then, we'll show it during the airing time
⑦It seems you admire Ohno very much
Yokoyama: This is from me.
Hina: I never heard about this
Yokoyama: Oh-chan is really skillful. He seems to be someone who's like "I can't do this, I won't do this" at a glance. But he's superb once he dances. There are times when he does things sternly, right? That, and he draws very well. He even opened an (art) exhibition. I wanna do that, too.
A: You wanted to draw
N: Do you like pictures?
Yokoyama: Rather than I like it, it's cool to be able to draw well
J: So, is there any drawings you like?
A: Who's your favorite painter?
Yokoyama: My favorite painter? Picasso
Hina: He's an idiot. Everyone knows Picasso.
S: Since you like pictures, can you actually draw?
Yokoyama: I can't
Hina: But with the same theme
Yokoyama: I think I can draw that
S: Then, let's give them sketch books
J: What are you gonna draw?
Yokoyama: Anything is fine.
S: Then, a dog
Hina: Yokoyama-san, you're fairly finished
Yokoyama: I really hate people who makes fun of drawing
Kanjani: Wow! Awesome! It's cute!
O: Seriously?
Nishikido: Ohno-kun, you're cool!
Yokoyama: There's that kind of dog, too.
Ohkura: They're drawing back
Nishikido: They're rustling
Yokoyama: This is a dachshund.
J: The legs are long
S: Isn't it rare among the rare animals?
Ohkura: Apologize to the dachs!
And after that is the infamous Magical Banana and a nostalgic idol game