Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal dun rolled ovr mai tale! valyazhnaya wuz talkings two him and he not notice me under chair. Or so he klaim. He rolle back in chair I skreaaamed! Poor tale get stuck under wheel. valyazhnaya gasp and point at floor. Oh noes! Wuz it part of mai glorious tale!? Almost! Terrible tragedy! Big tuft of mai hair stuck onto wheel. Da Big Guy get onto hands and ( Read more... )