Frak Earth
Reflections on watching the latest Battlestar Galactica:
"Hold it! Hold it! Grandpa, you read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all he did for her, if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair."
"Well who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair."
"Who gets Humperdinck?"
"I don't understand."
"Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end, somebody's got to do it! Is it Inigo? Who?"
"Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives."
"You mean he wins? Jesus, grandpa, why did you read me this thing for?"
"Hold it! Hold it! Grandpa, you read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all he did for her, if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair."
"Well who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair."
"Who gets Humperdinck?"
"I don't understand."
"Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end, somebody's got to do it! Is it Inigo? Who?"
"Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives."
"You mean he wins? Jesus, grandpa, why did you read me this thing for?"