Top Ten Rejected Post-Election Headlines
"Ooh, Barack me Amadeus!"
"Yes We Can. We Just Did. With Your Mom."
"Daddy, Why is Mr. Sulu Sad?"
"It's Over, Dr. Rovenstein. You Can Put The Senator's Original Brain Back In Now."
"So If The Election Wasn't Stolen, What Was Happening While You Were Distracted?"
"We've Got A Lot Of Water Here. Let's See If You Can Do Everything Your Supporters Think You Can."
"Hey, Guys? It's Okay to Say Nice Things About McCain Again. We'll Get Back To You About Palin."
"Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium!"
"Korah Rahtahmah Yoodhah Korah, Korah Syadho Rahtahmah Daanyah"
"Are You Still Here? It's Over. Go Home."
"Yes We Can. We Just Did. With Your Mom."
"Daddy, Why is Mr. Sulu Sad?"
"It's Over, Dr. Rovenstein. You Can Put The Senator's Original Brain Back In Now."
"So If The Election Wasn't Stolen, What Was Happening While You Were Distracted?"
"We've Got A Lot Of Water Here. Let's See If You Can Do Everything Your Supporters Think You Can."
"Hey, Guys? It's Okay to Say Nice Things About McCain Again. We'll Get Back To You About Palin."
"Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium!"
"Korah Rahtahmah Yoodhah Korah, Korah Syadho Rahtahmah Daanyah"
"Are You Still Here? It's Over. Go Home."