FST: A Song of Ice and Fire: Pop of Ice and Fire
Medium: Book
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Subject: General
Title: Pop of Ice and Fire
Notes: ....basically an FST for ASoIaF composed exclusively of pop songs, in varying degrees of terrible. :D Mostly simply because I can. Disclaimer: ....don't judge me.
.ZIP FILE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE
Let's Get It Started - Black Eyed Peas
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid. (Come on)
Get it started (come on) , get it started (yeah), get it started.
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started
[Just to get things going.]
Vampires Are Alive - DJ Bobo
Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We'll never come undone
And we will be forever young
[The Others! Clearly.]
La la la Love Song - BoA
Wanna make love
Wanna make love song
Wanna make love
Wanna make love song
[Catelyn and Eddard sing this to each other every night.]
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman - Britney Spears
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
All I need is time,
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
[Sansa. She's all growed up.]
Me Against the World - Simple Plan
I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've gotta prove them wrong
Me against the world
[Arya! ~super intense~]
Ladies Choice - Zac Efron
Hey little girl with the cash to burn
Well I'm selling something you won't return
Hey little girl take me off the shelf
'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself
[He doesn't swing that way...but hey. Still Loras.]
Just Get Out of My Life - Andrea Demirovic
Everybody’s saying your love is like a prison
Everybody’s trying to help me to come free
Everybody’s talking ’bout all the things I’m missing
And for all their reasons I must agree
[Cersei to Robert. And she does something about it, too.]
Dum Tek Tek - Hadise
Baby you’re perfect for me
You are my gift from heaven
This is the greatest story of all times
We met in like in a movie
So meant to last forever
And what you’re doing to me
Feels so fine
[Yes, more Eurovision. There's a lot of it on here. This one's for Khal Drogo and Dany.]
Lip Gloss - Lil' Mama
Is that my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standin? at my locker
And all the boys keep stoppin'
What you know 'bout me?
What you, what you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you, what you know
[Cersei. In my head, it's directed at Ned. XD]
Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me
[Littlefinger. I bet he has this on his Top 25 Most Played. *nodnod*]
Believe - Dima Bilan
Yes, I got something to believe in
As long as I’m breathin’
There is not a limit to what I can dream
‘Cause I got something to believe in
Mission to keep climbin’
Nothing else can stop me if I just believe
And I believe
[Sansa, again. With FEELING.]
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said no, no, no
[This one's just for Sandor.]
Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
Keep holding on
Cause you know we’ll make it through, we’ll make it through
Just stay strong
Cause you know I’m here for you, I’m here for you
[We'll call this one for Sansa again. Though you know, it could go for anyone. 'Stick with it! It'll get worse better!']
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this
[Theon Greyjoy. That is all.]
The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne
That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen
[GO CERSEI, YOU TELL 'EM.]
Unusual You - Britney Spears
Baby, you're so unusual
Didn't anyone tell you, you're supposed to
Break my heart?
I expect you to, so why haven't you?
Maybe you're not even human 'cause,
Only an angel could be so unusual
Sweet surprise, I could get used to
Unusual you
[Tyrion/Shae, though that didn't end up going down so well.]
Bad Boy - Cascada
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again
[...um. Sandor/Sansa. *shiftyeyes*]
Fighter - Christina Aguilera
After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
[Sansa and/or Arya to the Lannisters.]
Drama Queen - DQ
I'm your drama queen tonight
All my troubles are out of sight
When the lights are on
I will be your shining star
I'm your drama queen tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
when I get on the stage tonight
[Loras/Renly, and incidentally the song that inspired this whole thing. XD]
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
[The Starks! ...followed by...]
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way think you need a new one
[...the Red Wedding. *ducks*]
Tearin' Up My Heart - *NSYNC
It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
And when we are apart I feel it too
And no matter what I do I feel the pain
With or without you
[Jaime/Cersei, later book edition!]
Everybody Wants Ya - S Club 7
Cause everybody wants ya,
When everybody sees ya,
The world is full of dreamers,
But I'm a great believer
[Oberyn Martell. Because who doesn't?]
Wolves of the Sea - Pirates of the Sea
With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey!
We're hoisting the flag to be free
We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go
We are wolves of the sea
Down to the core we're coming for more
With a sword close at hand
We are scary and bold chest full of gold
We get sealegs when sighting land
[House Greyjoy. No, really.]
Shake It Up Sekerim - Kenan Dogulu
Shake it up, şekerim
I got what you're needing
Shake it up,shekerim
Tell me what you're thinking
Shake it up,shekerim
You're my only sweet thing
[Arianne Martell.]
Caramell Dansen (Speedycake Remix) - Caramell
[Oh come on. What wouldn't you give to see this Westeros style?]
Cover coming when I have a bit more brain and a bit less hungry. XD Zip will be uploaded shortly.
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Subject: General
Title: Pop of Ice and Fire
Notes: ....basically an FST for ASoIaF composed exclusively of pop songs, in varying degrees of terrible. :D Mostly simply because I can. Disclaimer: ....don't judge me.
.ZIP FILE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE
Let's Get It Started - Black Eyed Peas
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid. (Come on)
Get it started (come on) , get it started (yeah), get it started.
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started
[Just to get things going.]
Vampires Are Alive - DJ Bobo
Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We'll never come undone
And we will be forever young
[The Others! Clearly.]
La la la Love Song - BoA
Wanna make love
Wanna make love song
Wanna make love
Wanna make love song
[Catelyn and Eddard sing this to each other every night.]
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman - Britney Spears
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
All I need is time,
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
[Sansa. She's all growed up.]
Me Against the World - Simple Plan
I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've gotta prove them wrong
Me against the world
[Arya! ~super intense~]
Ladies Choice - Zac Efron
Hey little girl with the cash to burn
Well I'm selling something you won't return
Hey little girl take me off the shelf
'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself
[He doesn't swing that way...but hey. Still Loras.]
Just Get Out of My Life - Andrea Demirovic
Everybody’s saying your love is like a prison
Everybody’s trying to help me to come free
Everybody’s talking ’bout all the things I’m missing
And for all their reasons I must agree
[Cersei to Robert. And she does something about it, too.]
Dum Tek Tek - Hadise
Baby you’re perfect for me
You are my gift from heaven
This is the greatest story of all times
We met in like in a movie
So meant to last forever
And what you’re doing to me
Feels so fine
[Yes, more Eurovision. There's a lot of it on here. This one's for Khal Drogo and Dany.]
Lip Gloss - Lil' Mama
Is that my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standin? at my locker
And all the boys keep stoppin'
What you know 'bout me?
What you, what you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you, what you know
[Cersei. In my head, it's directed at Ned. XD]
Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me
[Littlefinger. I bet he has this on his Top 25 Most Played. *nodnod*]
Believe - Dima Bilan
Yes, I got something to believe in
As long as I’m breathin’
There is not a limit to what I can dream
‘Cause I got something to believe in
Mission to keep climbin’
Nothing else can stop me if I just believe
And I believe
[Sansa, again. With FEELING.]
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said no, no, no
[This one's just for Sandor.]
Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
Keep holding on
Cause you know we’ll make it through, we’ll make it through
Just stay strong
Cause you know I’m here for you, I’m here for you
[We'll call this one for Sansa again. Though you know, it could go for anyone. 'Stick with it! It'll get worse better!']
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this
[Theon Greyjoy. That is all.]
The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne
That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen
[GO CERSEI, YOU TELL 'EM.]
Unusual You - Britney Spears
Baby, you're so unusual
Didn't anyone tell you, you're supposed to
Break my heart?
I expect you to, so why haven't you?
Maybe you're not even human 'cause,
Only an angel could be so unusual
Sweet surprise, I could get used to
Unusual you
[Tyrion/Shae, though that didn't end up going down so well.]
Bad Boy - Cascada
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again
[...um. Sandor/Sansa. *shiftyeyes*]
Fighter - Christina Aguilera
After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
[Sansa and/or Arya to the Lannisters.]
Drama Queen - DQ
I'm your drama queen tonight
All my troubles are out of sight
When the lights are on
I will be your shining star
I'm your drama queen tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
when I get on the stage tonight
[Loras/Renly, and incidentally the song that inspired this whole thing. XD]
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
[The Starks! ...followed by...]
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way think you need a new one
[...the Red Wedding. *ducks*]
Tearin' Up My Heart - *NSYNC
It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
And when we are apart I feel it too
And no matter what I do I feel the pain
With or without you
[Jaime/Cersei, later book edition!]
Everybody Wants Ya - S Club 7
Cause everybody wants ya,
When everybody sees ya,
The world is full of dreamers,
But I'm a great believer
[Oberyn Martell. Because who doesn't?]
Wolves of the Sea - Pirates of the Sea
With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey!
We're hoisting the flag to be free
We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go
We are wolves of the sea
Down to the core we're coming for more
With a sword close at hand
We are scary and bold chest full of gold
We get sealegs when sighting land
[House Greyjoy. No, really.]
Shake It Up Sekerim - Kenan Dogulu
Shake it up, şekerim
I got what you're needing
Shake it up,shekerim
Tell me what you're thinking
Shake it up,shekerim
You're my only sweet thing
[Arianne Martell.]
Caramell Dansen (Speedycake Remix) - Caramell
[Oh come on. What wouldn't you give to see this Westeros style?]
Cover coming when I have a bit more brain and a bit less hungry. XD Zip will be uploaded shortly.