cook or die

[minus5pts]

Cons:

• Two assassins.
  
• One liger.
  
• One woman who reputedly puts brains into jars.
  
• Repeated death threats.
  
• Voi.

Pros:

• Fantastic kitchen.

To stay or not to stay? Tough call. Does anyone know where I can find groceries in the middle of the ocean? There must be a place. A traveling ship? A mail-order catalogue?

In other news, dinner is served.

Comments

[chameleongun]

I see you've survived.

[minus5pts]

Y...es, I have. ...Didn't your username belong to someone else before?

[chameleongun]

Same person. That hasn't changed.

[minus5pts]

You seem... different.

[chameleongun]

Am I? I'm not surprised.

[minus5pts]

Does this happen often?

[chameleongun]

This is how I'm supposed to be.

It won't last long.

[minus5pts]

...You're usually not how you're supposed to be?

[chameleongun]

Exactly.

[minus5pts]

...ah. I guess it would explain your unusual... skill set, if you're not actually a baby.

[chameleongun]

Glad to be of service.

[minus5pts]

If by service you mean adding to my already considerable headache with your flippant disregard of normal chronological development, then sure. Thanks.

[chameleongun]

It wasn't entirely my choice.

It's not as complicated as all that.