cook or die

[minus5pts]

Cons:

• Two assassins.
  
• One liger.
  
• One woman who reputedly puts brains into jars.
  
• Repeated death threats.
  
• Voi.

Pros:

• Fantastic kitchen.

To stay or not to stay? Tough call. Does anyone know where I can find groceries in the middle of the ocean? There must be a place. A traveling ship? A mail-order catalogue?

In other news, dinner is served.