Letter!love
Pairing: Mark/Hayley
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It all belongs to vylentcrymz and I.
Note: More letter!Love! Follows this one
Hal,
Fine, I won’t kill Sammie. Just because your shoes matching your top is a matter of life and death and Aaron would become one of those beyond fucked up emo kids like Dan in our art class. Remember when he painted that huge green and black blob on a canvas and said it was the vapid black hole that is our society?
Hey, maybe he can hook up with Morgan! You do realize that the idea of Morgan having sex is disgusting ,right? It’s like worse than the thought of fat bastard having sex. The mental images are scarring me for life, you have no idea. I’m so getting you back for that one.
Of course I can always picture you and your gal pal Sam making out again and go to my happy place. Damn, now I’m horny again. Gee, thanks Hal.
I’m simply gonna ignore the heartless comment, because I didn’t cry and you’re gonna have to deal with it so there. Morgan cried actually, it was beyond freaky.
Of course, wasn’t as bad as when Tara died and she went into mourning for like a week, but still. I’m not joking she wore a black turtleneck even. Mom thought she was becoming some artist type or something. Pity she doesn’t have the personality for it, she’s already a little insane though, so that helps.
I thought she’d freak out about the naughty affair sex too, but she apparently doesn’t believe in marrige or something. She just kept saying that they were gonna catch colds and kept making remarks about Rachel on a porch naked and how nobody does that.
Not gonna make any remarks about your mom, well maybe just one, that idiots must travel in herds. Your mom did look kinda rhino like in that picture you showed me. Way leathery from being in the sun too long.
How is she related to you again?
I’m liking this whole you having your way with me thing. I can always moan like a whore considering I’m good at that. Not to mention I will be having my way with you after seeing you in a bikini.
Pfft… Aaron and Sam wish they could match the level of awesome we‘re at. They’d die if they saw how naughty we are (or got their hands on one of these letters).
Wilson’s being a sleaze!? He’s not checking out your rack in that white halter of yours is he? Because that is my job and I will kick his 60 year old ass! I am so on my way over there. My toe hurts and I need to see the nurse. Clark’s gullible right?
Love,
Mark
(Your oh so sexy knight in shining Vans)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It all belongs to vylentcrymz and I.
Note: More letter!Love! Follows this one
Hal,
Fine, I won’t kill Sammie. Just because your shoes matching your top is a matter of life and death and Aaron would become one of those beyond fucked up emo kids like Dan in our art class. Remember when he painted that huge green and black blob on a canvas and said it was the vapid black hole that is our society?
Hey, maybe he can hook up with Morgan! You do realize that the idea of Morgan having sex is disgusting ,right? It’s like worse than the thought of fat bastard having sex. The mental images are scarring me for life, you have no idea. I’m so getting you back for that one.
Of course I can always picture you and your gal pal Sam making out again and go to my happy place. Damn, now I’m horny again. Gee, thanks Hal.
I’m simply gonna ignore the heartless comment, because I didn’t cry and you’re gonna have to deal with it so there. Morgan cried actually, it was beyond freaky.
Of course, wasn’t as bad as when Tara died and she went into mourning for like a week, but still. I’m not joking she wore a black turtleneck even. Mom thought she was becoming some artist type or something. Pity she doesn’t have the personality for it, she’s already a little insane though, so that helps.
I thought she’d freak out about the naughty affair sex too, but she apparently doesn’t believe in marrige or something. She just kept saying that they were gonna catch colds and kept making remarks about Rachel on a porch naked and how nobody does that.
Not gonna make any remarks about your mom, well maybe just one, that idiots must travel in herds. Your mom did look kinda rhino like in that picture you showed me. Way leathery from being in the sun too long.
How is she related to you again?
I’m liking this whole you having your way with me thing. I can always moan like a whore considering I’m good at that. Not to mention I will be having my way with you after seeing you in a bikini.
Pfft… Aaron and Sam wish they could match the level of awesome we‘re at. They’d die if they saw how naughty we are (or got their hands on one of these letters).
Wilson’s being a sleaze!? He’s not checking out your rack in that white halter of yours is he? Because that is my job and I will kick his 60 year old ass! I am so on my way over there. My toe hurts and I need to see the nurse. Clark’s gullible right?
Love,
Mark
(Your oh so sexy knight in shining Vans)