More letter!fic
Pairing: Mark/Hayley
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It all belongs to vylentcrymz and I, because we're cool enough to have our own verse with these even cooler people in it.
Note: Another letter stuffed in Hayley's locker in a very Dawson like fashion . It follows this letter byvylentcrymz.
Dear Hal,
Remind me to kill Sam for ruining my oh so adorable surprise. I could have gone with the attention whore way of getting your attention and put Christmas tree lights all over your locker like our pal, Aaron, but call me subtle.
So, about this house thing… please tell me you’ll settle for a little log cabin made out of Popsicle sticks, because building you a house would probably only end with me in the emergency room missing some fingers.
And we know how much you like those.
I’m glad you like your men manly, because I so did not cry at the Notebook! It wasn’t even that sad. In fact, the only sad thing was that Rachel McAdams wasn’t in the movie anymore, because let’s face it, she’s hot!
So the evil bitch monster of death is going on a trip? Can you say answer to our prayers!? Not only are my fingers crossed, toes too!
So where’s she going, anyway? She going to take candy from orphans in Somalia or something? I wouldn’t put it past her, personally.
Is it wrong to hate someone I’ve never even met before with such a fiery vengeance? At this point I’m thinking no, considering how unbelievably horny I am at this very moment.
Beach sounds awesome, by the way.
Sure beats my dragging you into the janitor’s closet plan. Besides, I thought I heard Aaron making plans for a little party with Sam in there this morning. Can I just add that we had the whole sneaking into closets idea way before they did?
You have Wilson!? He’s like the Stalin of the math department.
I am this close to going down there and rescuing you from that troll. You do realize he was the reason I had to go to summer school, right? Get out while you still can! And when in doubt, the answer is always C. Trust me on this.
Love,
Mark
(Your own, personal naked snuggle buddy)
Ps: Blame Morgan for the Dawson thing. What is with her and badly written teen dramas?
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It all belongs to vylentcrymz and I, because we're cool enough to have our own verse with these even cooler people in it.
Note: Another letter stuffed in Hayley's locker in a very Dawson like fashion . It follows this letter byvylentcrymz.
Dear Hal,
Remind me to kill Sam for ruining my oh so adorable surprise. I could have gone with the attention whore way of getting your attention and put Christmas tree lights all over your locker like our pal, Aaron, but call me subtle.
So, about this house thing… please tell me you’ll settle for a little log cabin made out of Popsicle sticks, because building you a house would probably only end with me in the emergency room missing some fingers.
And we know how much you like those.
I’m glad you like your men manly, because I so did not cry at the Notebook! It wasn’t even that sad. In fact, the only sad thing was that Rachel McAdams wasn’t in the movie anymore, because let’s face it, she’s hot!
So the evil bitch monster of death is going on a trip? Can you say answer to our prayers!? Not only are my fingers crossed, toes too!
So where’s she going, anyway? She going to take candy from orphans in Somalia or something? I wouldn’t put it past her, personally.
Is it wrong to hate someone I’ve never even met before with such a fiery vengeance? At this point I’m thinking no, considering how unbelievably horny I am at this very moment.
Beach sounds awesome, by the way.
Sure beats my dragging you into the janitor’s closet plan. Besides, I thought I heard Aaron making plans for a little party with Sam in there this morning. Can I just add that we had the whole sneaking into closets idea way before they did?
You have Wilson!? He’s like the Stalin of the math department.
I am this close to going down there and rescuing you from that troll. You do realize he was the reason I had to go to summer school, right? Get out while you still can! And when in doubt, the answer is always C. Trust me on this.
Love,
Mark
(Your own, personal naked snuggle buddy)
Ps: Blame Morgan for the Dawson thing. What is with her and badly written teen dramas?