Letters to people
Dear Friends List (and lurkers),
Happy Zombie Awareness Month
With love (and brains),
Inny
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Dear Lush,
I am sorry I was doubtful when that awesome, friendly sales woman with the cool hair said toner tabs were awesome. My skin is GLOWING, it is smooth, it is soft and shiny. Also, that shit clears the airways like nobody's business. I wonder if your vitamin C tablets would work on colds. (They are much more pleasant than downing a glass of Finimal C Cold Medication)
Also, why are you discontinuing my favourite shampoo bar?
Still yours faithfully,
Inny
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Dear DUO,
Fuck you. No seriously, fuck you. You can't make me request my own public transport card in March because you refused to send me one due to sheer incompetence, and then not refund me for not delivering the card in February because I contacted you and told you send me the damn thing in March.
That's a month of travel fees, you bastards.
I hate you,
Inny
Happy Zombie Awareness Month
With love (and brains),
Inny
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Dear Lush,
I am sorry I was doubtful when that awesome, friendly sales woman with the cool hair said toner tabs were awesome. My skin is GLOWING, it is smooth, it is soft and shiny. Also, that shit clears the airways like nobody's business. I wonder if your vitamin C tablets would work on colds. (They are much more pleasant than downing a glass of Finimal C Cold Medication)
Also, why are you discontinuing my favourite shampoo bar?
Still yours faithfully,
Inny
-
Dear DUO,
Fuck you. No seriously, fuck you. You can't make me request my own public transport card in March because you refused to send me one due to sheer incompetence, and then not refund me for not delivering the card in February because I contacted you and told you send me the damn thing in March.
That's a month of travel fees, you bastards.
I hate you,
Inny