WHY CROSS DRESSING IS BAD.
TROUBLE BEGINS when drunk grunt #1 decides to hit on Ryoutou, one of two "traveling performer sisters." NOT PICTURED are other grunt soldiers hitting on Ryoutou prior to this one scene. Apparently, even in frumpy clothes, Ryoutou is a hot woman.
"IF I HAD A RAPE WHISTLE RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE BLOWING THE HELL OUT OF IT."
And this is where Ryoutou squirms away from the guy and crawls over the crates they're sitting on. DRUNK GUY, having been leaning on Ryoutou, falls over.
HOW DARE YOU RESIST HIS MANLY CHARMS, RYOUTOU. SERIOUSLY. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WOMAN, YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE ONE. THIS MEANS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WANT IT. ALL THE TIME. FROM ANYONE.
While this may look like a rather humiliating miss, Ryoutou DID dodge the guy.
GOD, RYOUTOU, HOW DARE YOU DODGE THIS GUY WHEN HE'S TRYING TO STAB YOU?! SERIOUSLY.
I'm sparing you the repeated caps of this guy poking at Ryoutou and Ryoutou dodging every time. This actually goes on for a while.
OHSHI--
Clearly, these men have never seen a naked trap before.
HOW THE HELL DID HE FIT HIS ARMOR UNDER THAT WITH NO ONE NOTICING? Also, hahahaha, he's still in lipstick.
Honestly, I can't blame that guy on the right's facial expression.
NO, YOU THINK?
AND WITH THAT, A BRAWL STARTS.