my favorite nature show
a simple and solitary creature, we watch as the geek approaches a potential mate. the disproportionate ratio of attraction between the geek and the females of his species makes the geek mating ritual is a rare sight indeed. while most variants of geek perform well at select intellectual activities, we see that nearly all geeks have their hunting, mating, and social instincts dulled. watch, as the geek foolishly approaches a female at the local watering hole that is beyond his means to bring down or bring home.
sadly, there can now be but one outcome.
a brutal sight. the female and several of her companions respond in a violent and non-interested manner.
while in many respects similar, the geek is not to be confused with the dork. dorks seem to exude a different quality which many females seem to find endearing over time. the geek has no such advantage.
venturing further into the depths of the college campus, we observe a growing subclass of geek: the ddr geek. mating rituals involving that class of geek only occur between the variants that exist further to the east. as far as zoologists can ascertain, the western strains do not mate except by false mimicry (as in the case of the monarch butterfly) as a regular human, or on occasion, as another class of geek.
here we see the ddr geek in its natural habitat: the student union. every evening, at the same time, it performs what zoologists believe to be a ritual where other geeks or geek enthusiasts gather around and watch. we observe one of these rituals now. this phenomenon has puzzled scientists to no end for some time. however, despite its flamboyant and colorful movements, we note that the others keep their distance. even casual association with the ddr geek is considered to be deadly, particularly for one's social life. notice that the others never come within 5' of the ddr geek, even while his attention appears to be diverted completely at the screen in front of him.
after the ddr geek completes this ritual and returns to its lair, we observe that it spends the remainder of its day sleeping, only to wake up and continue the cycle of masturbating, eating, ritual dance, and sleeping once more.
sadly, there can now be but one outcome.
a brutal sight. the female and several of her companions respond in a violent and non-interested manner.
while in many respects similar, the geek is not to be confused with the dork. dorks seem to exude a different quality which many females seem to find endearing over time. the geek has no such advantage.
venturing further into the depths of the college campus, we observe a growing subclass of geek: the ddr geek. mating rituals involving that class of geek only occur between the variants that exist further to the east. as far as zoologists can ascertain, the western strains do not mate except by false mimicry (as in the case of the monarch butterfly) as a regular human, or on occasion, as another class of geek.
here we see the ddr geek in its natural habitat: the student union. every evening, at the same time, it performs what zoologists believe to be a ritual where other geeks or geek enthusiasts gather around and watch. we observe one of these rituals now. this phenomenon has puzzled scientists to no end for some time. however, despite its flamboyant and colorful movements, we note that the others keep their distance. even casual association with the ddr geek is considered to be deadly, particularly for one's social life. notice that the others never come within 5' of the ddr geek, even while his attention appears to be diverted completely at the screen in front of him.
after the ddr geek completes this ritual and returns to its lair, we observe that it spends the remainder of its day sleeping, only to wake up and continue the cycle of masturbating, eating, ritual dance, and sleeping once more.