another song parody...

Jan 25, 2005 23:09

this one to the tune of britney spears' "...baby one more time"

yeah yeah. shut the hell up. i couldn't get it out of my head for some reason, so i wrote some better lyrics for it. at least i think they're better.

initially i thought of the theme "f*ck me baby from behind", but i decided that one was probably too obvious. i'm sure at least a thousand people have made their own versions of that one. so i decided to go with a topic that maybe only 10-20 people might have come up with.

this one's dedicated to dan. because i know he likes it like that. and heck, i'll bet britney likes it rough too...

anyways, i actually don't know the song, so i just wrote a couple of verses that sound like they might fit in. and i'm pretty sure if you start some words as an upbeat to a measure (ie putting the emphasis on the second or even third word as the first beat to the measure), it all fits very well without any rushed syllables. but i'm not sure about the pattern of the song, how many choruses, and if there's a bridge or not, etc.

(so if it still doesn't sound right to you, try this... like in the fifth line with "i don't mind like 'forever'" line, sing it without the "i." now keep the same way you sang that phrase and add the "i" in front, but take the accent away from the "i" and put it on the "don't." (ie. '(i) DONT mean like forever' instead of 'I don't mean like forever' if that explanation makes any sense to you. if you play music, treat it as what they call a pickup or an upbeat, depending on what instrument and in what settings you tend to play in))

(dum dum dum) oh baby baby...

oh baby baby; i didn't mean to frown
while we're makin' love now
but i need to tell ya: i just want to be tied down...
i don't mean like 'forever'

now i'll show you... how i want it to be
and now baby, don't be gentle with me
oh because...

my horniness is killin' me (and i'll)
and i'll protest, but it's make believe (make believe)
then you'll slap me, just a couple times
i'll give you a siiiiggggn..
then hit me baby in the groin

oh baby baby; how ever did you know
that i like golden showers?
oh pretty baby; oh please won't you let go
then pinch my nipples harder

i showed you, how i want to be hurt
now you've got me tied to the wall with leather
all because...

obedience won't set me free (and i)
and i've been bad; won't you punish me (punish me)?
i'll beg and beg; you'll clothespin my thighs
and i'll give you a siiiiiiggggn
then hit me baby in the groin

i'm spread eagle while you punish me (and my)
and my ass is filled with jumping beans (jumping beans)
i've been on my knees and even fucked a mime
but it's such a criiiiiiiime
so freeze you sick fuck! [i'm] FBI!
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