So today I went on the traditional "walk the dog in the vast, godforsaken desert we have in the backyard" ritual with my mother. There was much conversation ( Read more... )

Based on the deplorable lack of laughter after that line as well as others, I'm pretty sure I was the only one in the movie theater who has paid enough attention to the Tenacious D CD.

Several things have been keeping me from functioning as a normal human being lately.

Item 1: My C- in Service Learning. Well, my C- maybe. If I write " ( Read more... )

So, Liz just got Boston Legal and we were watching it last night and SOMEHOW, my whole life I never really knew it existed but WOW, it's awesome.  James Spader is always kind of smarmy no matter what role he's in, isn't he?  That's why it's so incongruous seeing him be Dr. Daniel Jackson in the Stargate movie and be all awkward around his new alien ( Read more... )

I got a 95% in psychology! Well, ok, not officially, yet... but I did the percentage tonight and that's what I got!  Plus, interesting fact, I got FULL MARKS on my last test.  That is correct, bitches, 50 out of 50 on a final.  I am so awesome.

My house is now officially on the market, for twice what we paid for it.  All I'm saying is I better get ( Read more... )

Well, I should be getting tired soon. Maybe in a few hours.

Finished my essay with about a minute to spare. I think the lady at the reception desk recognizes me by now; I'm the one who comes sprinting in there at 4:57, gasping "Did I make it?" and slapping by paper down on the counter. This time she gave me this big smile and said, "Yes! You did!" ( Read more... )