This week has actually been a bit fucked... 2 guys got kicked out of residence for smashing 8 car windshields with a hockey stick, (and I guess the cocaine didn't really help their case...) and 2 doors down (Colin's house) got broken into on Monday night while me and Colin were in Niagara. Whole heap of stuff got stolen from the A-room, and the guy who lived there had to move into DeCew. Then there was a bunch of death threats, broken windows and people falling on the ice... and house inspections. Hi, I can't wait to move out of res.
So today I came home to a new microwave and a new DVD player, neither of which I can figure out how to use. My brother's stuff is ALL OVER my room (he lived there for a couple of days while his room got repainted) and there's now a collection of "stuff Kelsy and Colin are going to need for their hella tight apartment next year" which so far consists of a toaster oven, wine glasses, a space heater and an iron. I kinda feel a bit like I don't live here any more...
To build on that, Colin and I now actually do have an apartment for next year!! Thursday we went looking, found it immediately, it was -perfect- and we put a deposit down within a couple of hours. This is good because I really don't enjoy looking at places and this place was just SO FUCKING AWESOME that we couldn't have done better. Thursday at 10am we're going to sign the lease. This place is lime green with a burgundy kitchen and purple bedrooms (the kind of bright that looks suave rather than tacky.) It's right above the Green Bean (oxygen bar/coffee shop) and it's right downtown. HUGE front windows, sexy kitchen, big bedrooms, no crappy shower doors and it's within our price range. Oh and Nappy might move in right underneath us. I jazzed just a bit more than a little.
What else, what else... nothing else.
Oh, except I stole this from paincushion (Carly Saton), and it made me laugh. Quite a bit.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelsy! - Kelsy has a memory span of three seconds.
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Kelsy, and 400 times smaller.
- Kelsy is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- Antarctica is the only continent without Kelsy.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kelsy and compline.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Kelsy.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Kelsy!
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Kelsy!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Kelsy, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Kelsy.