Ah, parents.

[minions_wanted]

My dad who regularly lectures me on my weight (because of the way it's distributed and the family history of heart disease as much as shallow reasons) has just given me a 'light lunch' which involves enough rice for 3 people and a huge quantity of chicken kebab. I can barely walk I'm so full and he's just asked me if I need a wrap to help fill me up.

I give it another 5 minutes before he offers me a snack.

Now you see where I get it from.