When a fucked-up sleeping pattern finds you wide awake far too early on a Sunday, do NOT attempt any of the following: Decide it's a really good idea to shave your arms, in case that will somehow affect that nasty sun/heat rash I keep getting. You see, while it's perfectly easy to shave bits of oneself that one cannot see, obviously something in ( Read more... )

Having found out I can connect the laptop with the bittorrents on to the TV using a cable, I investigated the matter and ordered one ( Read more... )

Since I moved into this flat 11 years ago, I've considered my landlords good. The payback is, of course, a royal cock-up. They not only forgot to tell me they've put my flat on the market and given my phone number to people to arrange viewings, they've also forgotten to actually tell me that we ARE actually moving into the new flat in 4 weeks' time ( Read more... )

It's NYE and I think I need a doctor; I'm coughing until I nearly puke. This being Sweden, there's no decent cough syrups over the counter, so I need a prescription. But do I feel like spending the next 4 hours in the A&E? NOOOO! And the local A&E is fab, you can queue on the internet, and see how many are ahead of you to see the nurse, and the ( Read more... )

I have been too abhorred to write about this earlier in the week, but here goes ( Read more... )

See, I've changed my LJ name to something more....suitable. Maybe I can't be Queen of the Mud People now that I no longer live in New X (you can take the girl out if New X, but ( Read more... )

Why oh why aren't there ready-chopped onions for sale? Me, this hung over, and a sharp knife....

Mind you, I used to use a meat slicer in worse states, without blood shed!

Some time ago I asked you all for current contact details. Do you think I stuck all that information in some handy place? Noooo, I lost it...... So pleeeeease again...... Because I have nothing better to do, being hungover, and sorting out my address book ( Read more... )