Why not?
1. If clothes were not required, would you go to school naked?
Boxers, but not buck naked. Teenage boys... actually, I'm not explaining myself.
2. Have you ever sung Grease on Karaoke?
One: I do not do Karaoke , Two: Grease sucks Answer: No, I have not.
3. Does Hilary Duff look like a horse?
Her sister, more-so
4. If you could pick one character to marry from 'Happy Days' who would it be?
They're all ancient by now, aren't they? Why would I marry an old person?
5. What is the last article of clothing you take off before you shower?
Actually, my shirt. On occasion, my socks, but not too often with those.
6. Are you allergic to any breakfast foods?
I am allergic to nothing. I am Iron Man, duhnuhnuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuhnuh.
7. Would you walk 500 miles?
For the lass I ador? (Dadalada dadalada...) No, I have a 3 mile max.
8. What do you think of when you hear the word 'Kojak'?
Wasn't that a killer dog?
9. Batman or Superman?
Superman would beat back Batman and force a retreat in the first battle, but in the second Batman would have kryptonite bat-erangs.
10. Do you randomly type letters (like... hfkjsdhfksdhfsdfbds)?
Nope, I find it rather obnoxious.
11. What is Bow Wow's real name?
Wasn't that a character from Zelda? I imagine its real name would be "Devourer of killer lillies".
12. Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet?
Macbeth! "By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes."
13. Would you steal your daddy's car to go to a hamburger stand?
I would walk. Cuz grand theft auto is bad.
14. Did you ever collect Pokemon cards?
Yeah... but then I saw the light! ... and started collecting Magic.
15. Do you like the smell of mens shaving cream?
No.
16. Have you ever done the photobooth pictures at Little Anthony's?
People who do that weird me out.
17. Would you smell someone's sweaty armpit for a dollar?
$125 minimum.
18. Who's a better songwriter; Billy Joel or Elton John?
Not an enormous fan of either...
19. Have you ever voluntarily listened to Barry Manilow?
I do not know who that is. Sounds familiar, the name, but I can't pair any sound with it.
20. If you had to choose; Filming a movie with Hilary Duff or singing with Lindsey Lohan?
How about locking them in the trunk of a car, tossing a prick onto the accelerator, and laughing as it careens off a cliff? Or is that too Stan?
21. Do you like to eat apples and bananas?
Indeed I do. However, I recently learned that the cause of my chest pains and headaches was eating the apple seeds.
22. Did you just fart?
No... ok, fine, yes.
23. What's your favorite Muppet's Character?
The Professor!
24. Would you ever get a tatoo of Johnny Knoxville on your ass?
Ok, I'm looking this up. Holy crap! Nuh-uh!
25. Isn't it funny how Johnny Knoxville is funny and his initials are to?
He's really not that funny... and JK is pretty lame.
26. Do you gulp and/or slurp?
No slurp, only gulp.
27. Can you make any animal noises?
I am an animal! Wooooooo!
28. Would you voluntarily moo with me?
You start.
29. If you had one day to live, what would your last meal be?
Human flesh. Was always curious, you know. Would be a good excuse.
30. Were you really bored enough to fill out this survey?
I just didn't want to study anymore.
Boxers, but not buck naked. Teenage boys... actually, I'm not explaining myself.
2. Have you ever sung Grease on Karaoke?
One: I do not do Karaoke , Two: Grease sucks Answer: No, I have not.
3. Does Hilary Duff look like a horse?
Her sister, more-so
4. If you could pick one character to marry from 'Happy Days' who would it be?
They're all ancient by now, aren't they? Why would I marry an old person?
5. What is the last article of clothing you take off before you shower?
Actually, my shirt. On occasion, my socks, but not too often with those.
6. Are you allergic to any breakfast foods?
I am allergic to nothing. I am Iron Man, duhnuhnuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuhnuh.
7. Would you walk 500 miles?
For the lass I ador? (Dadalada dadalada...) No, I have a 3 mile max.
8. What do you think of when you hear the word 'Kojak'?
Wasn't that a killer dog?
9. Batman or Superman?
Superman would beat back Batman and force a retreat in the first battle, but in the second Batman would have kryptonite bat-erangs.
10. Do you randomly type letters (like... hfkjsdhfksdhfsdfbds)?
Nope, I find it rather obnoxious.
11. What is Bow Wow's real name?
Wasn't that a character from Zelda? I imagine its real name would be "Devourer of killer lillies".
12. Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet?
Macbeth! "By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes."
13. Would you steal your daddy's car to go to a hamburger stand?
I would walk. Cuz grand theft auto is bad.
14. Did you ever collect Pokemon cards?
Yeah... but then I saw the light! ... and started collecting Magic.
15. Do you like the smell of mens shaving cream?
No.
16. Have you ever done the photobooth pictures at Little Anthony's?
People who do that weird me out.
17. Would you smell someone's sweaty armpit for a dollar?
$125 minimum.
18. Who's a better songwriter; Billy Joel or Elton John?
Not an enormous fan of either...
19. Have you ever voluntarily listened to Barry Manilow?
I do not know who that is. Sounds familiar, the name, but I can't pair any sound with it.
20. If you had to choose; Filming a movie with Hilary Duff or singing with Lindsey Lohan?
How about locking them in the trunk of a car, tossing a prick onto the accelerator, and laughing as it careens off a cliff? Or is that too Stan?
21. Do you like to eat apples and bananas?
Indeed I do. However, I recently learned that the cause of my chest pains and headaches was eating the apple seeds.
22. Did you just fart?
No... ok, fine, yes.
23. What's your favorite Muppet's Character?
The Professor!
24. Would you ever get a tatoo of Johnny Knoxville on your ass?
Ok, I'm looking this up. Holy crap! Nuh-uh!
25. Isn't it funny how Johnny Knoxville is funny and his initials are to?
He's really not that funny... and JK is pretty lame.
26. Do you gulp and/or slurp?
No slurp, only gulp.
27. Can you make any animal noises?
I am an animal! Wooooooo!
28. Would you voluntarily moo with me?
You start.
29. If you had one day to live, what would your last meal be?
Human flesh. Was always curious, you know. Would be a good excuse.
30. Were you really bored enough to fill out this survey?
I just didn't want to study anymore.