What an odd dream...

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I can only remember snatches of it, very random. As usually, some omnipotent antagonist, unseen yet known. Something about sneaking into this castle/mansion past these troll/orc things. Rather menacing. Another scene with these three people, or maybe one of them was Brian from Family Guy (yes the dog). They're stuck out at ocean on this platform, it's raining hard and the water is rising. They try swimming for shore, which isn't too far away, but the current moves away from there, and so does the wind. They make it to the shore exhausted, and are blown all the way back by that omnipotent antagonist, with a great gust of wind. Another scene, like a formal dining room, some sort of ball or fiesta gala. Sitting around, chatting with friends, both Jess and Mel are there, along with Henrik and various others whose faces are a blur now. Jess gets me to go dance, completely random thing, like walking around in a big circle, except it's more of a wiggly line. Then all of a sudden, everyone just runs out into these warehouse/storage backrooms, and I follow, and try to hide in some other room, but Whineman (Yes, the assistant principle, or some varient of him at least) is following us. I keep running, and find myself on the other side of that underground entrance with the orc/troll things. Somewhere along the line, I picked up a sword. And by sword, I mean a really sharp, really sturdy foil. As in, not the find that would break if poked into me (actually happened before). I run up and cut down the first gaurd with a diagonal slash, but the second one now knows I'm there. Following is the sweetest, longest sword fight of my dreams ever. The gaurd has a machete, and he's going nuts, and it's all I can do to parry his blows (not in the manner of a foil parry, mind you, more of the broadsword parry) when Pat (yes, Kroser) comes in with a few more people and says that this is wrong and tries to stop me from fighting. Now I have to deal with the both of them. Somehow, Pat gets ahold of my sword, and the orc guy tries chucking his at my head. I dodge, and it flies into the wall... into that shorter central staircase of Sutherland. Turns out, we're on that third floor hallway. The orc runs out and jumps to clear the stairs entirely and grap his sword. I grab his foot, and throw him into the ground where he mashes his head. I liberate my sword, which is now a blackened, bent, normal foil, and do some crouching tiger hiden dragon to reach the orc and say "Do you yeild?"

Awesome, awesome dream. But there was so much more before that, which seems like something I really want to remember, but can't.