[we only want to sing you to sleep]
miles driven, round trip: 254
wrong turns made: 1
right turns thought to be wrong turns and later discovered to be right turns after having backtracked: 1
stores in virginia that sold ammo stopped at: 1
stores passed in virginia that sold bait, ice fishing tackle, and consignment clothes: 1
gas station hot dogs consumed: 1
moon pies purchased: 2
times we listened to the black parade all the way through: 2.5
girls in the mcdonald's in roanoke who made appalled faces when shep. referred to the torosaurus: 1
cows seen: 13,002
goats seen: ... a whole herd!
LLAMAS SEEN: 1!
jokes made about climax, virginia: 20+
jokes made about sweaters loving us and cookies tasting like love and breaking bedazzlers on these flippers: too many to count
ill-advised circle pits started by pete wentz: 1
gay teenaged boys standing in front of us who really, really wanted to sleep with pete wentz: 1
inappropriate conversations about pete wentz coming on people's faces had with gay teenaged boys standing in front of us: 1
elbows taken to the head: at least 6 between us
times i turned to shep. and said "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PATRICK STUMP": 17
UNIRONIC LOVE IN MY HEART FOR FALL OUT BOY: INFINITE.
cute is what we aim for was inoffensive, i think i prefer plain white t's studio stuff to their live show, gym class heroes were fantastic as expected and travis mccoy is so damn funny and charming, and i honestly, seriously can't talk about fall out boy without descending into a blithering mess of 12-year-old girl. they were just as wonderful as i expected them to be, and either you get it or you don't. (i don't mind if you don't, just don't piss in my cheerios, okay?)
pictures are here. i can't imagine that anyone would want to do anything with my blurry, patrick-stump-obsessed photos, but in case you do: i am really, really neurotic about my photos, so please, for the love of pete wentz, don't repost these anywhere, and if you want to icon any or them of anything, ask me first. i'll say yes, i don't bite, i just don't want photos i had to fight to get spread around without my permission. i'm neurotic and in love with patrick stump, so sue me.
YOU GUYS, STILL SO TIRED OMG.