bad joke of the day
Why are there always great sales on clothes that i really like when i don't have any extra cash to do shopping? Due to the fact that i am weeks away from a kick-ass trip to Philadelphia and NYC, all my cash is currently tied up into not so pretty american cash (sorry Nancy but us Canucks are used to very colourful money!). So today was hotter than yesterday (think 36 degrees in the shade). And you know that it's hot when even Gibbs doesn't want to stay outside. He spent most of the day asleep in the bathtub, now he's asleep between me and the fan. I have a smart puppy. He knows how to stay cool. Today is May 20 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
Your masseuse uses lard.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
On stag night, you take a real deer.
Your back porch is bigger than your house.
There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
see you tomorrow!