bad joke of the day
Hello and welcome to the May 2-4 long weekend in Canada. I suppose that the actual point of this holiday is the birthday of Queen Victoria, but we normally use it as a welcoming of the summer and drinking---outside compared to being stuck inside all winter. And (for once) the weather is actually nice enough to be outside. In my 34 years of being around for a May 2-4 weekend, we have had everything from blinding snow storms (more often than not), torrential rains, frigid temperatures to super warm temps and sunshine. This would be one of the super hot/sunshine ones. The downside of a nice May 2-4 weekend is that it brings out the boneheads, both on the roads and in the neighbourhood. And the neighbour boneheads usually get it in their drunken little minds to let off fireworks, at bizarre hours of the night (though sometimes it has happened during the DAY! Don't ask me why but it has happened). When the fireworks happen, Gibbs goes insane. I feel bad for him. He thinks that he has to protect everyone from everything. So i give him gravol and he gets a little dopey. Today is May 19 and here is today's joke:
You might be a reneck if...
Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.
Your bumper sticker reads "If you're missing your cat, look in my treads. "
You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
You've ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she'd take the hint.
Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
You place a classified asking less than $1.
You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
Higher math means counting over 10.
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.
see you tomorrow!