bad joke of the day
So today i went to Barrie with mom, dad and my sister...and WAY too many bridal magazines. Seriously! My mother and sister talked non-stop about the freakin' wedding...to the point that my sister has 'suggested' that i look into getting my teeth whitened (never gonna happen) and that maybe i should try contact lenses again so my glasses won't be in her pictures. Um, Nancy? Can i stay with you until October 22? Please? I'll even walk your cats!
One of the stops we made was Chapters-a book store (admit it, this doesn't surprise you) and look what i found! http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/Eyewitness-Travel-Guides-Philadelphia-Dorling-Kindersley/9780756669751-item.html?ikwid=dk+travel+philadelphia&ikwsec=Home I'm going through it tomorrow with a highlighter!
I ended up babysitting tonight for about 5 hours, not bad :) The kiddies are great. Extra time with the three boys is a good thing! Today is May 5 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
Your biggest ambition in live is to "git that big ole coon.
The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn..."
Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't.
You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
see you tomorrow!