bad joke of the day

May 04, 2012 22:12



Okay, i'm sweating bullets over the upcoming ending of NCIS and now I find out that Grey's Anatomy is going to kill someone off...this freakin' sucks!

Last night, we had thunderstorms and that scares the holy hell out of Gibbs. But he normally sleeps downstairs, regardless of the weather. But last night he slept in my room, in my bed ALL NIGHT.  More than a little strange.  When i got up at 2 am to pee, he came downstairs like he normally does but instead of staying down and going into his laundry basket, he followed me back to bed.

I counted and rolled the change in my car today and ended up with $55. Not bad, eh?  Today is May 4 and here is today's joke:

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

see you tomorrow!

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