bad joke of the day
Today was such a gorgeous day. I took the kiddies to the park this afternoon before we picked up the oldest munchkin from school. I worked on my sunburn...it was all good...except for the fact that pushing a four year old and a 15 month old on the swings for HOURS makes one's back sore.
In other news, my four year old managed to 'tie' his own shoes up today. And by that, i mean that he did the cross over for the knot. He was beyond excited. It was a huge moment! today is March 20 and here is today's joke:
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
see you tomorrow!