bad joke of the day

Mar 19, 2012 22:33





So today wasn't just warm, it was freakin' hot. Like 25 degrees...and it's hotter tomorrow and Wednesday. I'm pretty sure that Fall will be starting in July this year.

And brace yourselves--Gibbs might be a daddy.  Judy and Rick's beagle, Brownie, is in heat. We talked about it and decided to give it a whirl and well, Gibbs and Brownie did. We should know in a couple of weeks if it worked. But Gibbs being Gibbs took about 1.5 hours to figure out what he needed to do. If this works, there will be a ton of pictures!

Today is March 19th and here is today's joke:

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

see you tomorrow!

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