bad joke of the day
So two things happened last night to cause the absence of the joke: My internet went whacky--like i couldn't maintain a connection to save my life and i may have layed down after work to have a 'quick' nap--of which i woke up from about 5 hours later but mostly it was the whole internet thing.
At work yesterday, everyone kept saying how 'smoky' it was outside (and inside- you could smell it everywhere). Being in the country, it's not uncommon for buring this time of year. But it turns out, that none of that was the cause. Apparently there is a HUGE (like 60K acre) forest fire in Minnesota that was causing the smokiness. Yeah, we could smell it up here! A little insane.
Weather-wise-it's going down to 5 degrees tonight, that would be about 3 degrees above wet snow. Fall is here! I bet we get a couple more really warm days though. It usually happens around the fall fair.
Sharon-got a phone call from Bell today about the email you sent weeks ago! You might want to email them again. Today is September 14 and here is today's joke:
Actual Ads
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
see you tomorrow!
At work yesterday, everyone kept saying how 'smoky' it was outside (and inside- you could smell it everywhere). Being in the country, it's not uncommon for buring this time of year. But it turns out, that none of that was the cause. Apparently there is a HUGE (like 60K acre) forest fire in Minnesota that was causing the smokiness. Yeah, we could smell it up here! A little insane.
Weather-wise-it's going down to 5 degrees tonight, that would be about 3 degrees above wet snow. Fall is here! I bet we get a couple more really warm days though. It usually happens around the fall fair.
Sharon-got a phone call from Bell today about the email you sent weeks ago! You might want to email them again. Today is September 14 and here is today's joke:
Actual Ads
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
see you tomorrow!