bad joke of the day and countdown

Jun 18, 2011 23:10


27! 2-7! TWENTY-FREAKIN'-SEVEN DAYS! That would be THREE weeks and SIX days!

Brace yourselves....today i bought a....BATHING SUIT! There is nothing i hate more than bathing suit shopping (even bra shopping isn't as bad). I went to a couple of places but their fat people suits were fugly. Like super fugly.  It's not bad enough that fat people suits are way more expensive but do they really have to make them look really, really bad? It's like some kind of cruel joke.  So after being thoroughly disappointed, i went to one more store and finally found a two piece that wasn't fugly AND it was on sale.  So i bought it.  It's got a black and white patterned top and plain black bottoms.  Apparently the 'style' for fat people suits this year is to have one of those little 'faux' skirts on the bottom.  This was the ONLY one i could find that did NOT have that.  But yeah, today is June 18 and here is today's useless Newfoundlander information:

In 1923, the Salvation Army helps to open the Grace Hospital. It's the first Maternity facility in Newfoundland and Labrador.

see you tomorrow!

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