bad joke of the day
So that new author that i bought....the books are okay. Not wonderful, not hideously awful. I'm almost done the first one and will probably read the second one on my day off on Friday but i doubt that i will buy anymore of hers.
I work 9 hours tomorrow and Thursday :S I hope that we don't get that storm that they are calling for because i don't enjoy driving in the blowing snow. But now i am going to curl up in my comfy bed and get ready for the NEW NCIS tonight :) Today is February 1 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Your screen door has no screen.
see you tomorrow!
I work 9 hours tomorrow and Thursday :S I hope that we don't get that storm that they are calling for because i don't enjoy driving in the blowing snow. But now i am going to curl up in my comfy bed and get ready for the NEW NCIS tonight :) Today is February 1 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Your screen door has no screen.
see you tomorrow!