bad joke of the day

Jan 31, 2011 18:16

So two weeks today i have to go to Barrie for my biopsy results :S  I'm a lot nervous about it. Like way more than i was last time because i know what's invovled if they have to take a chunk out of my back.  Really not looking forward to that.  But if i do have to have surgery, i'm booking it for after Thanksgiving--mid-October.  I don't want to have to worry about that during my trip to Newfoundland.

Today was my day off (I work the next 3).  I didn't even get dressed.  Gibbs and i laid around and watched season one of Grey's Anatomy and i read and napped....Gibbs played outside for a few minutes but then came back in pretty quick because the high today was -22.  The other day, i told you about gibbs and taz fighting over my lap, it happened again today.  But this is a pic of the two of them curled up together, before:




Picture that on my lap...on a loveseat that is WAY to short for someone who is 5'8`` tall.  Today is January 31 and here is today's joke:

A professor at MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY OF NEWFOUNDLAND,  was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably moose hunting with his buddies.'

It took 15 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
see you tomorrow!

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