bad joke of the day
I had a 9 hour shift today but it felt more like about 20 hours. I was working with someone who wasn't feel great (join the club) and instead of moving at ther regular speed (super slow) she was practically moving backwards she was so slow....and to top it off, my hip was really bothering me. I have ongoing issues with my sciatic nerve in my right hip (and left, depending on their moods), so standing upright was okay, but walking, moving, bending, not so much :S And i pretty much ran all day. Not my idea of fun.
Gibbs i slaying next to me right now eating one of my mother's socks. He has this thing where he'll wander around the house carrying a sock in his mouth. Sometimes he eats the toes out of them and other times, he doesn't. He just carries it. This would be one of the eating the toes out of it moments. My mom won't be happy in the morning. Taz is laying on the couch, meowing at Gibbs...i'm pretty sure that he's laughing at him. Today is January 11 and here is today's joke:
You might be a reneck if...
You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.
You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'.
You've ever strained your tea through a flyswatter.
Your mother is hairier than your father.
Instead of flossing you use a plunger.
You take the back window out of your pickup because it's easier to chuck the empty beer cans in the back that way.
When the back fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.
Your grandma can bench press a truck axle.
see you tomorrow!