bad joke of the day
So as i type this, I have a chicken being shoved against my butt. Gibbs is thinking he's attention deprieved right now. Trust me, he's not.
So last night i had a total internet fail. Like epic proportions. So that's where last night's joke went. Today was supposed to be my day off but i got called in to cover someone who called in sick...not a happy mindy :S The extra money will be nice but still, day off....I took Gibbs to my friend's place so i could help her do her resume and he could play with her dog. He was suprisingly good in the car....but then again, he was seat belted in beside me. So it's not like he could go anywhere. And he LOVED playing with Daisy. Then he came home and passed out for hours. He got tired out :) Anyway, today is January 10 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
see you tomorrow!
ps-in SEVEN MONTHS AND 5 DAYS, I WILL BE PICKING UP SHARON IN TO!!