bad joke of the day

[mindyone1]

So my mother went and saw the vehicle today and she loved it. Agreed to co-sign for it, the whole deal.  And then she got home (after i did, btw) and got mad because Gibbs and I were walking down the driveway to go for a walk and then decided that i should just buy an older, cheap car for a while because "I don't really have to drive that far everyday".  Apparently driving to work at 0500 every morning on the SAME HIGHWAY she drives, doesn't count.  But heaven help us if some sort of 'bad' weather happens or whatever when she is driving that road.  Then, me being me, said that if she hates HER vehicle so much, why doesn't she buy some cheap piece of crap to drive all the time.  That didn't go over well. Anyway, today is October 16 and here is today's joke:

Top 14 Rejected Titles
For the Movie "Twister"
14. "Schindler's Twist"

13. "Four Weddings & A Funnel"

12. "A Funnel Thing Happened on the Way to The Farm"

11. "Roofless in Seattle"

10. "Field of Debris"

9. "One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

8. "The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"

7. "Lift and Separate"

6. "Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"

5. "Dead Man Flying"

4. "Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"

3. "Wizard of Oz II: The Search for Toto"

2. "Totally Gone With the Wind"

1. "The Weather Channel: The Movie"

see you tomorrow!