bad joke of the day
So yesterday when we were in Midland to go to the really cool used bookstore, we stopped at a fast-food place for some lunch. While we were eating a group of four guys came in, they were in their mid-20's, dressed in full pirate gear. We're talking complete with eye patches and stuffed parrots. Apparently, the local naval establishment was having buccaneer day's and they were going to 'surprise' the kids. But let's just say that they were totally in character while they were ordering and the whole 9-yards. It was hilarious! So funny to watch. Today is July 23 and here is today's joke:
Bumper stickers 20
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
see you tomorrow!
Bumper stickers 20
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
see you tomorrow!