bad joke of the day
Gibbs has green feet. And a big green patch on his one ear and on his tummy. My mom was staining the back porch today and apparently he stayed off of it all day but when i got home, he got a little excited and ran across the deck and tried to grab the brush. Recently I started reading the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich and i have to say that i'm a little hooked. Normally i don't like books written in the first person but these ones make me laugh...a lot...like i'm on book seven and i started reading the series 10 days ago. Anywho, today is July 21 and here is today's joke:
There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it.
One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!"
She immediately dropped dead.
The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!"
She immediately dropped dead.
Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth.
She stopped and said to herself "I think," and dropped dead.
see you tomorrow!