bad joke of the day
Is it bad that i haven't seen the movie Pete's Dragon in years but when i watched it today, i knew almost all the words to the songs? I am almost 32 and it is one of my fave all-time movies ever. Disney's Robinhood is right up there too. The kiddies played in the rain today, while it lasted...all of 15 minutes and again, it did nothing for the humidity. 3 hours later, there was no sign that it had downpoured for any amount of time. So Nan had her pacemaker in today and is back in Orillia. Things seemed to have gone well. She should be home in a couple of days. AND my mom's cousin (so that would make her my 2nd cousin?) was horseback riding on Saturday in Owen Sound and her horse startled and threw her. It then lost it's footing and landed on her. When it tried to get up, it fell on her again. They airlifted her to London on Sunday. She has a badly broken pelvis, 4 broken vertebrae in her back, she has broken the bone in the back of her knee and she has 5 broken ribs. I am wondering what the third thing will be...because hey, it always happens in 3's! Today is August 18 and here is today's joke:
All I need to know about life I learned from a Cow
- If it's good, milk it for all it's worth
- Successful people are "moo-vers and shakers"
- Don't be just one of the herd
- The cream always rises to the top
- Don't stoop to a barnyard mentality
- Don't be bossy
- It's better to have milked and churned thean to have never milked at all
- If you need to get somewhere, hoof it
- Some days can be udder frustration
- If you're feeling low, moo yourself a little song
- Chew your food 50 times before swallowing
- Don't let others corrall you
- Munch hay while the sun shines
- He who lives with the herd learns to watch his step
- Following your heart will always steer you in the right direction
- Party 'till the cows come home
- Live for-heifer young
- Here a moo, there a moo, every where a moo-moo