bad joke of the day
Hello and welcome to the 32nd anniversary of the death of Elvis. I have to admit that i am in the group that doesn't really think that he's dead. I'm a big believer of the 'faking of his own death so he could lead a somewhat normal life' team. I have no proof. It's just what i think. I like Elvis music. Not all of it, mind you. Just some. That's why i liked Lilo and Stich so much. Lots of Elvis tunes. I went and saw my grandma in the hospital today. She's supposed to go to Newmarket on Tuesday to get a pace maker put in. I'm thinking that she's going to need to go into a nursing home. I honestly don't think that she's going to be able to go back to her apartment. She can barely walk these days. She needs support. And it's not just because she's been in the hospital for 9 days so far. She has problems with her hip, so there's that, and her balence is crappy. And she's getting really absent minded. Just one of those things i guess. Today is August 16 and here is today's joke (and i dedicate it to Dad. Except for the fact that we haven't been fishing yet this year because we can't the damn boat out of the driveway!):
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Fishing
- There is no such thing as too much equipment.
- When in doubt, exaggerate.
- If it feels good, it's fishing.
- Everyone has a story about the one that got away.
- It's good to be at the top of the food chain.
- Even the best lines get weak after they've been used a few times.
- Sometimes you've really got to squirm to get off the hook.
- Cast everything in the best light possible.
- Keep one eye on your bobber at all times.
- Life is a stream of consciousness thing.
- Take time to smell the fishes.
- I fish therefore I am.
- The way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
- You never forget your first bite.
- A fishing line has a hook at one end and an optimist at the other.
- Fish always start to grow after they get away.
- Life is a can of worms.
- The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.
- Good things come to those who wade.
- When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing.