Wentworth Miller: Confusing Obsession

Dec 10, 2006 00:07

well, I'm in my final days in Gainesville and i'm a little sad. We've been trying all the restaurants we never went to before like maude's and the new deal cafe. i'm giving them both the so-so hand movement. i still want to try the tapas place, nero's and i'd like to get to satchels, the top, and the reggae shack one last time before i move on with life. sniffle. so many good places to eat, not enough time. right now i'm completing my final shift at the union. there is a drunken cowboy party going on upstairs with karaoke. i feel a little left out. i won't be sorry about leaving this job, not that it isn't great to complain about but they're going to ban laptop use next semester which would totally screw me over if i still went to school. do my homework at home? i think not!

as things wind down i've been devoting much of my time to the hit tv show prison break! if you haven't seen it, rent it today. i thought alias was awesome but prison break is the cliff hanger king. it's just like the shawshank redemption but with rap music and an adorable puerto rican cellie.
since we missed the first half of the second season (new episodes jan 22!) lindsay and i have been spending our time renting things that wentworth miller has acted in. we've seen the human stain, underworld, buffy the vampire slayer season 2: episode 20, and kristin even checked out dinotopia for us from the library. (which sucks by the way, we can only watch about 20 minutes at a time.)
it has become apparent that i don't actually like wentworth miller, i love michael scofield! See, Michael rarely smiles because he's too busy brooding and getting his toes cut off to enjoy the jokes of lovable Sucre. On the other hand, Wentworth smiles a lot and when he does, he gets all ugly-like. ugh. Lindsay however, actually friended him on facebook. she was convinced that it was actually him and very excited when she got an email that said he had mentioned her in a note. unfortunately it was to ask her to stop trying to hook up with him, he's not a man whore!
now if I ever run into Wenty-Woo on the street it will be awkward because our introductory small talk about where we went to college, what we studied and our ethnic backgrounds will be a one-sided sham. i know everything about him already! and i'm not a good liar/actress so there is no way to feign interest or act as if i don't already know that he sang in the tigertones or is fascinated by human allergies. i'll have to blurt out mid-sentence that if it's on his wikipedia page then it's old news to me. p.s., i've seen everything he's ever acted in. DUDE. WHAT IS THAT FOULNESS!?! at this point he will probably look at me oddly and run in the other direction. later, after hours of thinking about our encounter he'll check my livejournal page and be incredibly entertained for hours until he gets to this entry and once again will become disconcerted. so here we go:

Dear Wentworth,
Sorry that while i was a senior in college my friends and i watched everything you ever acted in and referenced you at least twice a day in conversation, making it impossible for me to interact with you on a normal level years later. No matter how blue your eyes are, it would never work between us because your name is Wentworth and i would be embarrassed when introducing you to my father, even though his name is Herbert and it is also a third generation name. And you sucked in Dinotopia. I hope we can still be friends...

Hugs, Emily

Lets hope it never comes to that. PEACE
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