Nov 09, 2006 23:16
alright. season 3 of lost is half way over and boy, what a cliff hanger. i'm not even sure what happened. stop reading this entry if you are waiting for it to come out on dvd...or if you just don't want to "hear" me rant about lost.
so...kate. what is her deal? why is she wasting her time with inbred sawyer when jack, the ultimate man, has confused yet genuine feelings for her! he can't help that his ex-wife has messed with his head and now he's not sure if he can ever trust another woman again! I mean, has kate not been watching the show? sawyer is A VERY BAD MAN. plus he is not good looking up close which we all know is very important in today's society, even if that society is on an electromagnetically charged island. sawyer might appear to make up clever nicknames and allude to the classics but i can tell that he is just picking that up from the witty writers. saywer is stupid. jack has high moral standards and a take no crap attitude. plus he can save your life if need be or deliver your child. also, in this past episode kate got to marry mal from firefly which is extremely cool. then she leaves him because she doesn't like taco tuesdays. this is unacceptable on two levels. i'm pretty sure kate must have some sort of social disorder.
the next episode doesn't air until February.
Here are my predictions:
Sawyer is killed in a scuffle. kate is relieved because this allows her and jack to escape the island and start a llama farm in colombia guilt free. as an added bonus they have no need for a veterinarian because jack is such a smart guy.
locke looks north and discovers that they are not on an isolated island at all but on hawaii, just to the right of a very popular tourist beach. whoops!
claire realizes that merry is a heroic hobbit and stops giving him such a hard time about being addicted to heroin. i mean seriously, SO WHAT?!?
the side characters they keep trying to introduce realize that no one cares about them and wander off onto other abc shows.
i can't wait to see it all unfold! until then i will satisfy myself with the o.c. as told by lindsay. unfortunately i work while it's on. i did hear that marrissa died last season and it's about time. she was such a waste of space. ryan doesn't need that type of distraction. he's going to be a real architect: the greatest and nobelest profession because it provides man with shelter. PEACE