their father's magic carpet rides of steel
Right, right, right~ so Halloween's still coming up and much as the very thought~ depresses the hell out of me, the guy I was gonna make dress up as a pretty pretty princess... no longer lives with me.
No one mention the disaster.
But tragedies've got to be borne, and borne well, eh? And I realized I had like a lot of Brawl people still to work with if~ answers to the Halloween meme are any~ indication. Some of you have no fucking imagination and zero~ holiday spirit. Take it from an ex-haunted house worker who spent every weeknight in October in danger of falling to his undignified death in tights and tap shoes and enough talcum powder to make the undead come back to life.
You people do not know how to celebrate. >D
So my thought is, all you people who still don't know how you're gonna be dressed up as--
I. French Maid
Pros: If you want slutty, this is the quickest way to go about it, bar~ none.
Cons: Random people asking you about how clean your feather-duster is.
II. Nurse
Pros: The only time you'll ever~ get to wave a syringe in someone's face and get away with it.
Cons: ... Some of us have had bad experiences with nurses. And I do mean bad.
III. Catgirl.
Pros: The fulfillment of every otaku's dream.
Cons: The fulfillment of every otaku's dream.
IV. Loli
Pros: Nothing says a return to innocence like dyeing a bunch of Victorian-era stuff black and/or white and a hoop skirt.
Cons: Some people think of this as normal bedroom wear as it is. So~ much lace and layers you could asphyxiate yourself in them. But maybe that's the point. >D
No one mention the disaster.
But tragedies've got to be borne, and borne well, eh? And I realized I had like a lot of Brawl people still to work with if~ answers to the Halloween meme are any~ indication. Some of you have no fucking imagination and zero~ holiday spirit. Take it from an ex-haunted house worker who spent every weeknight in October in danger of falling to his undignified death in tights and tap shoes and enough talcum powder to make the undead come back to life.
You people do not know how to celebrate. >D
So my thought is, all you people who still don't know how you're gonna be dressed up as--
I. French Maid
Pros: If you want slutty, this is the quickest way to go about it, bar~ none.
Cons: Random people asking you about how clean your feather-duster is.
II. Nurse
Pros: The only time you'll ever~ get to wave a syringe in someone's face and get away with it.
Cons: ... Some of us have had bad experiences with nurses. And I do mean bad.
III. Catgirl.
Pros: The fulfillment of every otaku's dream.
Cons: The fulfillment of every otaku's dream.
IV. Loli
Pros: Nothing says a return to innocence like dyeing a bunch of Victorian-era stuff black and/or white and a hoop skirt.
Cons: Some people think of this as normal bedroom wear as it is. So~ much lace and layers you could asphyxiate yourself in them. But maybe that's the point. >D