all the people stared as if we were both quite insane
I got an email from Scrabulous that told me as one of the most devoted players on-site (500 games and~ counting), I ought to be the first to know they'd had to change their name to Lexulous due to copyright infringement. Bastards.
Halloween's coming up. >D Time for copious~ amounts of cruddy candy corn, chocolate bars, and assorted junk like that. There's always at least fifty bratty kids around who end up at the apartment yelling "TRICK OR TREAT, KYOUYA!"
I keep trying to teach them how to tilde in their speech, but their parents think I'm a bad enough influence as it is. Oh my fucking God, it's almost like they check the candy I give them the second they close the door. My nonexistent reputation precedes me.
But~ that's not important. I need to know how many volunteers I can get to make my favorite~ roommate ever dress up as a pretty pretty princess. Who's with me, eh? >D Will pay for aid in convincing him he was made~ for the role. He's a little shy.
We've got a couple weeks to worry about measurements, a flattering~ fit, etc. In the meantime, a funny thing happened on the way to the grocery store. Storytime, boys and girls.
Kyouya was heading off to the grocery store to buy some food, since apparently~ they were out of bread, eggs, milk, cake mix, etc. So he hung around the bus stop for awhile, waiting, minding~ his own business, when...
"Kyouya!"
He glanced up and saw someone very~ familiar.
"Well~ if it isn't Kiyosuke! How's it going, man? Haven't seen you since graduation~!"
"You either! 'Sup? You at university or what? Today I don't have classes so I--"
"Nah, I'm not in uni yet. I'm gonna take a stab~ and say you are, eh?" Considering Kiyosuke had on a To-Oh sweatshirt and his To-Oh ID on the table.
"Got that one. Didn't think they'd take me, but... well." Kiyosuke grinned. "Old man has connections. This is my day off from school so we've set up a table. Course, it's not as fun as the old days back in the GSA at high school, but..."
Kyouya nodded, recalling the old days in which he hit on the GSA president so mercilessly that he was getting threatened to be kicked out at every turn. It was then that Kyouya noticed the flyers and sign on the table. That said "Gay Jeans Day."
Kiyosuke continued~ as if Kyouya's pause to actually read the flyers/sign hadn't been noticed.
"We're thinking of a new strategy, y'know... get people who support gay rights to wear jeans. Looks like it worked! Look at all those people wearing them!"
"Eh-- oh, yeah! Of course~!" Kyouya grinned.
Kiyosuke looked so idealistically proud.
"All those supporters out there... I didn't think there were so many." He pointed at a bunch of teenage punks in the corner, busily beating up yet another victim for money. Then he pointed at some teeny-bopper girls. Even some poor American hillbilly somehow stuck in Japan, wearing overalls.
Kyouya nodded seriously. Mostly 'cause the guy who was sitting at the table along with Kiyosuke kept giving him looks that clearly~ said (and thoughts that also clearly said) DON'T SAY A WORD I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST WEARING JEANS TO WEAR JEANS AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WANTING GAY RIGHTS BUT LET HIM HAVE HIS FUN OKAY?
"I didn't either. Good luck, eh~? I'm supporting you!" and Kyouya... went off to buy groceries. Reaffirmed in life.
If someone that naive could get into To-Oh, he'd have no problems.
THE END.
Halloween's coming up. >D Time for copious~ amounts of cruddy candy corn, chocolate bars, and assorted junk like that. There's always at least fifty bratty kids around who end up at the apartment yelling "TRICK OR TREAT, KYOUYA!"
I keep trying to teach them how to tilde in their speech, but their parents think I'm a bad enough influence as it is. Oh my fucking God, it's almost like they check the candy I give them the second they close the door. My nonexistent reputation precedes me.
But~ that's not important. I need to know how many volunteers I can get to make my favorite~ roommate ever dress up as a pretty pretty princess. Who's with me, eh? >D Will pay for aid in convincing him he was made~ for the role. He's a little shy.
We've got a couple weeks to worry about measurements, a flattering~ fit, etc. In the meantime, a funny thing happened on the way to the grocery store. Storytime, boys and girls.
Kyouya was heading off to the grocery store to buy some food, since apparently~ they were out of bread, eggs, milk, cake mix, etc. So he hung around the bus stop for awhile, waiting, minding~ his own business, when...
"Kyouya!"
He glanced up and saw someone very~ familiar.
"Well~ if it isn't Kiyosuke! How's it going, man? Haven't seen you since graduation~!"
"You either! 'Sup? You at university or what? Today I don't have classes so I--"
"Nah, I'm not in uni yet. I'm gonna take a stab~ and say you are, eh?" Considering Kiyosuke had on a To-Oh sweatshirt and his To-Oh ID on the table.
"Got that one. Didn't think they'd take me, but... well." Kiyosuke grinned. "Old man has connections. This is my day off from school so we've set up a table. Course, it's not as fun as the old days back in the GSA at high school, but..."
Kyouya nodded, recalling the old days in which he hit on the GSA president so mercilessly that he was getting threatened to be kicked out at every turn. It was then that Kyouya noticed the flyers and sign on the table. That said "Gay Jeans Day."
Kiyosuke continued~ as if Kyouya's pause to actually read the flyers/sign hadn't been noticed.
"We're thinking of a new strategy, y'know... get people who support gay rights to wear jeans. Looks like it worked! Look at all those people wearing them!"
"Eh-- oh, yeah! Of course~!" Kyouya grinned.
Kiyosuke looked so idealistically proud.
"All those supporters out there... I didn't think there were so many." He pointed at a bunch of teenage punks in the corner, busily beating up yet another victim for money. Then he pointed at some teeny-bopper girls. Even some poor American hillbilly somehow stuck in Japan, wearing overalls.
Kyouya nodded seriously. Mostly 'cause the guy who was sitting at the table along with Kiyosuke kept giving him looks that clearly~ said (and thoughts that also clearly said) DON'T SAY A WORD I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST WEARING JEANS TO WEAR JEANS AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WANTING GAY RIGHTS BUT LET HIM HAVE HIS FUN OKAY?
"I didn't either. Good luck, eh~? I'm supporting you!" and Kyouya... went off to buy groceries. Reaffirmed in life.
If someone that naive could get into To-Oh, he'd have no problems.
THE END.