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Good God, I'm blogging from work.
Good God I just said "blogging".
I've been struck by a recent desire to start writing in this thing again.
Have you watched Tommy Lee Goes to College?
Don't.
I was hoping it would be a lot more stupid fun than it is.
Only good part is the occasional Tommy Lee song of his new album (including a single
version featuring, I kid you not, Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. You can only imagine how
great a song featuring both members of Motley Crue AND Nickleback can be.)
I also own a Hilary Duff album if that puts the previous statement in perspective.
I am also amused by the fact that Hogan will never job clean until the day he dies.
I have this half crazed fever dream in which, during the last episode of Hogan Knows Best
the Hulktster finds himself unable to give Brooke that final push past himself and into
stardom. So they're standing there in the studio and Brooke is screeching into the
microphone and it sounds like a weasel in a food processor and suddenly Terry just starts
"Hulking-Up" for no apparent reason, just stalking around the studio shaking his fists and
the family goes silent and just sort of stares in awe at this insane behavior and then he
"You!" points at Brooke and gives her a sort of standing "Boot to the face" (abdomen
really) and she takes the bump and the producer guy in the control room is like "Uhhh, Hulk
... is something..." But The Hulkster is in his own world and he's doing the "Cheer Request
via waving his hand at his ear" thing to each wall of the studio, seemingly hearing a crowd
that isn't there and then he runs into one wall with his back, comes stumbling off and
gives Brooke the worst Leg Drop in all of recorded history. And he goes for the pin and Nick
runs in and makes the three count and that's the end of the show, we fade to credits on a
Hulk and Nick Pose-Down.
Needless to say work isn't really that busy right now.
Good God I just said "blogging".
I've been struck by a recent desire to start writing in this thing again.
Have you watched Tommy Lee Goes to College?
Don't.
I was hoping it would be a lot more stupid fun than it is.
Only good part is the occasional Tommy Lee song of his new album (including a single
version featuring, I kid you not, Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. You can only imagine how
great a song featuring both members of Motley Crue AND Nickleback can be.)
I also own a Hilary Duff album if that puts the previous statement in perspective.
I am also amused by the fact that Hogan will never job clean until the day he dies.
I have this half crazed fever dream in which, during the last episode of Hogan Knows Best
the Hulktster finds himself unable to give Brooke that final push past himself and into
stardom. So they're standing there in the studio and Brooke is screeching into the
microphone and it sounds like a weasel in a food processor and suddenly Terry just starts
"Hulking-Up" for no apparent reason, just stalking around the studio shaking his fists and
the family goes silent and just sort of stares in awe at this insane behavior and then he
"You!" points at Brooke and gives her a sort of standing "Boot to the face" (abdomen
really) and she takes the bump and the producer guy in the control room is like "Uhhh, Hulk
... is something..." But The Hulkster is in his own world and he's doing the "Cheer Request
via waving his hand at his ear" thing to each wall of the studio, seemingly hearing a crowd
that isn't there and then he runs into one wall with his back, comes stumbling off and
gives Brooke the worst Leg Drop in all of recorded history. And he goes for the pin and Nick
runs in and makes the three count and that's the end of the show, we fade to credits on a
Hulk and Nick Pose-Down.
Needless to say work isn't really that busy right now.