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Stacey going to Smackdown! (What might have been)
Vince: See Shane, we really need to give Stacey a push with the move to Smackdown!. Raw has the Diva search and we haven't really been doing anything with the Women's Title sooooo....
Hurricane: So she's gonna win the Title and take it to Smackdown and you want me and Rosie to-
Vince: Not exactly Shane....
The thing is we're gonna be putting Stacey into some pretty serious in-ring action on Smackdown! so she's gonna need to look like a pro... She needs a push.
Hurricane: (Horrified) No....
Vince: We're gonna need you to job to Stacey....
Hurricane: Are you kidding me man!
Vince: Look at it this way, out you and Rosie come, there's a heel turn, a few moves ::cough:: staceycausesyoutolosehtetagtitles and it's all over.
Hurricane: We're losing the belts because of this!?
Vince: It has to look good Shane, it sets up a match-
Hurricane: A PPV?
Vince: Heh. No.
But it sets up a match on Raw and you just have to job and it's over, you'll have the belts back in say, six months, tops.
Hurricane: Six months! Damn man. Shit, I guess so but how's the match goin' down, does she hit me with a chair or-
Vince: Well no, you're gonna have to job clean.
Hurricane: I have to lose clean to STACEY KEIBLER!?!?
Vince: Keep your voice down man! Jesus! You and Rosie'll come down and-
Hurricane: IT'S A HANDICAP MATCH! WE'RE LOSING TO STACEY KEIBLER IN A HANDICAP MATCH?
Vince: Christ man, shut up will you, Rosie'll fuck up a move and you'll take the Chick Kick and that'll be it.
Hurricane: ::muttering:: the fucking chick kick....
Vince: It's a devastating move Shane, practically the Pedigree, nobody ever gets up from a Chick Kick....
Hurricane: Whatever
Vince: Good, I'm glad we had this talk but listen there are things I need to talk to you about, developments for you character down the road.
Hurricane: ::brightens:: Really, cause Ive had some great ideas-
Vince: Yeah, yeah great see we're in talks with Rob Schneider. After that appearance on RAW, well it went pretty good to say the least. But we need him to make a big entrance, you know what I'm saying? A big splash, make a name for himself in the ring see?
Hurricane: You're thinking new tag team huh?
Vince: ... not exactly ...
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Vince: See Shane, we really need to give Stacey a push with the move to Smackdown!. Raw has the Diva search and we haven't really been doing anything with the Women's Title sooooo....
Hurricane: So she's gonna win the Title and take it to Smackdown and you want me and Rosie to-
Vince: Not exactly Shane....
The thing is we're gonna be putting Stacey into some pretty serious in-ring action on Smackdown! so she's gonna need to look like a pro... She needs a push.
Hurricane: (Horrified) No....
Vince: We're gonna need you to job to Stacey....
Hurricane: Are you kidding me man!
Vince: Look at it this way, out you and Rosie come, there's a heel turn, a few moves ::cough:: staceycausesyoutolosehtetagtitles and it's all over.
Hurricane: We're losing the belts because of this!?
Vince: It has to look good Shane, it sets up a match-
Hurricane: A PPV?
Vince: Heh. No.
But it sets up a match on Raw and you just have to job and it's over, you'll have the belts back in say, six months, tops.
Hurricane: Six months! Damn man. Shit, I guess so but how's the match goin' down, does she hit me with a chair or-
Vince: Well no, you're gonna have to job clean.
Hurricane: I have to lose clean to STACEY KEIBLER!?!?
Vince: Keep your voice down man! Jesus! You and Rosie'll come down and-
Hurricane: IT'S A HANDICAP MATCH! WE'RE LOSING TO STACEY KEIBLER IN A HANDICAP MATCH?
Vince: Christ man, shut up will you, Rosie'll fuck up a move and you'll take the Chick Kick and that'll be it.
Hurricane: ::muttering:: the fucking chick kick....
Vince: It's a devastating move Shane, practically the Pedigree, nobody ever gets up from a Chick Kick....
Hurricane: Whatever
Vince: Good, I'm glad we had this talk but listen there are things I need to talk to you about, developments for you character down the road.
Hurricane: ::brightens:: Really, cause Ive had some great ideas-
Vince: Yeah, yeah great see we're in talks with Rob Schneider. After that appearance on RAW, well it went pretty good to say the least. But we need him to make a big entrance, you know what I'm saying? A big splash, make a name for himself in the ring see?
Hurricane: You're thinking new tag team huh?
Vince: ... not exactly ...
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