College Boy vs Mat
A College Boy will ask, "How's work?"
A Mat will ask, "Dah makan?"
My favourite is the College Mat. He will ask, "Lunch kat kerja tadi you makan apa?"
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A College Boy will sms you, "Call me"
A Mat will sms you, "Kol i"
In both cases, usually no punctuation. The College Mat will give you a missed call.
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A College Boy after watching Kite Runner, "Wow they really did the scene when Hassan got fucked in the ass!"
A Mat after having to sit through Kite Runner because he's dating a College Girl, "Dia kena main jubo sey you!"
The College Mat, again, always a hot favourite, will come out of the movie theater saying, "Yay skarang I takyah baca buku dia!" But he just might, because he wants to reread the part mentioned above.
A Mat will ask, "Dah makan?"
My favourite is the College Mat. He will ask, "Lunch kat kerja tadi you makan apa?"
.
.
.
A College Boy will sms you, "Call me"
A Mat will sms you, "Kol i"
In both cases, usually no punctuation. The College Mat will give you a missed call.
.
.
.
A College Boy after watching Kite Runner, "Wow they really did the scene when Hassan got fucked in the ass!"
A Mat after having to sit through Kite Runner because he's dating a College Girl, "Dia kena main jubo sey you!"
The College Mat, again, always a hot favourite, will come out of the movie theater saying, "Yay skarang I takyah baca buku dia!" But he just might, because he wants to reread the part mentioned above.